Attack Helicopter

One of the many genders.

I classify as an Attack Helicopter.

by ododody March 11, 2020

Attack Helicopter

A joke repeated by conservatives who think they're funny.

Originated on 2014 4chan (where else) and has many variants, including Piers Morgan's ridiculously unfunny penguin joke.

Olive: I identify as Neutrois.

Brad: hurr durr attack helicopter

by E hates Q May 05, 2020

Attack Helicopter

What RWNJs stated their gender is.

I sexually Identify as the "I sexually identify as an attack helicopter" joke. Ever since I was a child, I've dreamed of flippantly dismissing any concepts or discussions regarding gender that don't fit in with what I learned in 8th grade bio. People say to me that this joke hasn't been funny since 2014 and please at least come up with a new one, but I don't care, I'm hilarious. I'm having a plastic surgeon install Ctrl, C, and V keys on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "epic kek dank meme trannies owned with facts and logic" and respect my right to shit up social media. If you can't accept me you're a memeophobe and need to check your ability-to-critically-think privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

by Canadian FtM December 15, 2019

Attack helicopter

When a guys penis is soo small that's it just foreskin there and it spins uncontrollably while he is pissing.

"hey dude you should have seen my piss earlier, it went everywhere in a full circle, I was a fucking attack helicopter"

by TiP February 25, 2016

Attack helicopter

Attack helicopter is a gender you use when you're not funny and you dont understand what gender is.

Bigot 1: i IdEnTiFy As A AtTaCk HeLiCoPtEr xdxdxdxdxdxdxdxdxdxddxdxd you may laugh now, i said funni please i need internet points to reasure that im funny, that trans people bad, two genders xdxdxd, guys please give gold i need it

Bigot 2: OMG so funni xdxdxdxdxdxd, gilded

Normal person: One Joke...

by linkdeadjr March 08, 2020

Attack Helicopter

An unfunny joke used mainly by transphobes and right wing losers

Conservative: I identify as an attack helicopter
Normal person: I identify as not funny

by I will destroy your fragility December 21, 2019

Attack Helicopter

Attack Helicopter is a joke used to invalidate genderfluid, poly gender, and mainly non binary identities. Normally used by people who's brains are too small to understand the pretty simple terms use by genderfluid, poly gender, and non binary people to express their gender. This joke is looked down upon by most people who have enough brain cells to see how it affects people who are targeted by this joke, especially the LGBTQIA++ community. It is not anything besides a joke used by idiots to hide their lack of basic knowledge.

" I came out to Jeremy as agender yesterday, and he said he identified as an attack helicopter, obviously not understanding."

by manyheartsbroken October 17, 2020