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Fat Abbot

Scene 1.
FAT ABBOT: "Hey, hey, hey, what's goin' on, Rudy?"
RUDY: "Man, Fat Abbot, you need to lose weight."
FAT ABBOT: "I lose weight when I feel like it, bitch! Shut your bitch ass mouth, ho!"
RUDY: "Bitch, I'll kick your ass!"
FAT ABBOT: "You think you so slick you punkass, blasphemous, dope fiend bitch! I had my jimmy whacked seven times last week! I bust a cap in your n*gga ass, shithead!"

Scene 2.
FAT ABBOT: "Hey, hey, hey, what's goin' down, y'all?"
RUDY: "Man, Fat Abbot, what you doin' on this side of the 'hood?"
FAT ABBOT: "You know somethin' Rudy? You're like school in the summertime."
RUDY: "School in the summertime?"
FAT ABBOT: "Yeah, bitch, school in summertime! Open your fucking ears motherfucking whore I'll pop your bitch ass!"
MUSHMOUTH: "I'll-ba pop-ba your-ba bitch-a ass-a too-ba, bitch-a."

Scene 3.
FAT ABBOT: "Hey, hey, hey! Hey, Yolanda, why your eye all black and blue and shit?"
YOLANDA: "Man, Fat Abbot, my stepdad popped me in my eye."
FAT ABBOT: "Stepdad?! You gotta op his ass!"
YOLANDA: "Really?"
FAT ABBOT: "Yeah, bitch! Snatch his ass in a bear trap! Leave that fucker swinging from a tree so high, nobody finds him for days! Glack, glack, you know what I'm sayin'? Dumbass n*gga whore shit damn!"
YOLANDA: "You're right, Fat Abbot, thanks!"
FAT ABBOT: "No problem, ho. Maybe later you can suck my dick, bitch ho shit!"
BILL COSBY: "Well, Fat Abbot and the gang sure did learn something today. If you got a stepdad ridin' your ass, just snatch his ass in a bear trap! CRACK! No more stepdad. See you next time eatin' the pudding."
by anonymous November 11, 2006
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Charlie Abbott

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Dimebag Darrel Abott

One of the sickest Guitar players to ever play

Known for being the lead guitarist of Metal band Patera who he formed with his Brother Vinnie-paul

After Pantera Broke up he formed a new band with his brother called Damageplan

During one of Damageplans live concerts some fucking physco jumped on stage and shot him


RIP Brother Dime
Dimebag Darrel Abott had a heart the twice the size of Texas
by Pantera4life October 18, 2008
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atotori

Heir to an okiya. An okiya is a lodging house for maiko and geiko (geisha). The owner (Okasan, or Mother) of the okiya, must adopt or give birth to a girl qualified to take over ownership of the okiya. It is one of her duties as Okasan of the okiya. The girl she gives birth to or adopts becomes the heir, or atotori.
As Okasan become older, she was frantic to secure an atotori.
by Mimosa 'Mineko Iwasaki' December 12, 2008
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Abbotsleigh

A prestigious girls private school located in Sydney’s upper north shore with yearly costs ranging from $20,000-50,000 depending on whether or not the student boards, and in doing so becomes part of an exclusive club where the aim is to be as much of an asshole as humanly possible.

At this lovely institution, young girls are taught that food is not necessary and should be avoided at all costs. A common belief within the surrounding community is that most Abbotsleigh students are lesbians. This is in fact false - they are bisexual.
Person 1: Oh no, I think I heard a girl throwing up in the bathroom
Person 2: She’ll be fine. Abbotsleigh taught her well

Person 1: I saw an Abbotsleigh girl making out with a boy today. I thought they were all lesbians?
Person 2: Well contrary to pop... *dies*

Abbotsleigh Girl 1: Wow you look so pretty today!
Abbotsleigh Girl 2: Thanks I threw up this morning!
by HotTeenBigBreatsPornhub April 18, 2020
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Newton Abbott

A small town in Southwest England, between Plymouth and Exeter. It is known locally as 'the most usual and uninteresting town in the known universe' for a very good reason. The mayor of Newton Abbott is a well-known pillock. So much so, that he actually halted all traffic to the town centre and closed at least 3 major roads purely in order to build an ASDA supermarket, on a site that was once a major byway.
Dude, you wanna go to Newton Abbott today?

-No thanks, I'm all out of antidepressants.
by AVANA March 20, 2011
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albotrouz

fuck that little mouse cause im an albotrouz
by Little Kid named Albotrouz December 9, 2015
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