everything alright at home

when someone says some weird / abnormal shit and you have to question them just in case it's something at home

"Beyonce is shit, I am a better singer"
"Is everything alright at home Becky?"

by yasbitcj July 24, 2017

Stay at Home Martyr

A. One who chooses to stay home and do "the most important job in the world" (caring for children) full time through a gross deposit of entitlement with no means of income of their own. B. One who feels and expresses to others that their role as a non-working parent makes them the most vital function in a family unit and possibly even the world. C. One's ex-wife.

"Ron told me the other day that I will need to get a job when the alimony ends next year. Obviously he doesn't appreciate that I do the most important job in the world. He deserves to pay me 2/3rds of his paycheck and continue to support all my wants and needs even though I wanted the divorce."

"I take on so much more than anyone could imagine. I couldn't possibly get a job - that would be selfish. I would not be able to volunteer at the church or bake cookies for my son's class. I would never have "me time" - naps, tanning, pedis, manis, botox - I need those things to stay sane and be a good mother. Nobody values Stay at Home Martyrs - our jobs are 24-7."

by Tululah July 25, 2009

I've got cheese at home

A phrase uttered in the drive thru at a fast food restaurant in regards to whether or not one should pay the extra money for cheese on their burger. Usually happens on a first "date", but not exclusive to thus. Also virtually guarantees no second date.

man in drive thru: "We'll have two hamburgers, two small fries, and two medium diet cokes"

drive thru cashier: "would you like to make those cheeseburgers for another 15 cents?"

man in drive thru: "I've got cheese at home"

by Area Man June 16, 2011

chillin' at home

A euphemism used by someone who has nothing to do (especially on a weekend night) to express their activities. Also "kickin' it at home", usually meaning the person concerned was unable to make plans. This term can appear in casual conversation as well as in an AIM/MSN or facebook status.

Guy 1: So what did you do on Saturday night?
Guy 2: I was just chillin' at home.

by so_much_procrastination March 4, 2009

Don't try this at home

It means try it at home.

Dr. Magic is about to set himself on fire, jump off a bridge,
get eaten by sharks, play poker, rob a bank, AND sleep with a woman ALL in 5 minutes. Don't try this at home. Because he's cooler than you.

by Qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikol March 10, 2010

Home sick at home

When one feels home sick, i.e. misses one's home and lifestyle, in his/her own home due to the prolonged stay of uninvited guests. There is literally guests' stuff everywhere. Whatever they like is being cooked too. They practically never wanna leave.

You are in your own house, but not really. Life begins to suck.

"My aunt has been here for two weeks now."

"Really? That sucks. How are you coping with it."

"I am going for counselling, cuz I feel home sick at home."

by Cat-JoJo October 16, 2009

Sippin at Home

When one is consuming an alcoholic beverage in their rightfully owned dwelling, or some other intoxicating substance such as I Can't Believe It's Not Butter.

A phrase that generally refers to a person content in their life who enjoys quiet tranquility to loud and obnoxious parties.

Friend: "let's go out to the club!"
Me: "nah man I'm sippin at home"

by SipAtHomeNigga February 8, 2019