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AstroCunt

that mean bitch is an AstroCunt
by jwu! October 21, 2008
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Astrovan

el cool. like polar bears toe-nails.
Astrovan just did my whole familyyyyyy, and they loved it!!! EVEN GRAAAAAAANDMA. So astro, go astro.
by Astrovan May 13, 2004
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astroretatedish

Heather is astroretartedish person.
by mel December 18, 2004
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Astroenterologist

An astrologist who tells you that you are going to have problems with digestion.
Astrologist: "So, according to the position of moon in fifth house I think you'll be having some problems with digestion next few weeks!"
You: "Wait a minute! Are you an astrologist or an astroenterologist?"
by JovaBL April 7, 2011
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astrovater

hoe: whos your comfort human

astrovater: ofc hongjoong tf? im #1 kim hongjoong lover!!
by hongjoongsREALwife May 18, 2022
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Astraven

A word used to refer to someone who means everything to you. It is often used in sentences where “perfection” doesn’t seem to do its justice. It can also be used to compare a person to the brightest star in the known universe.
-OMG you’re such an Astraven! I’m so thankful you exist.
-It was so dark before you emerged, so thank you for being an Astraven.
-I didn’t think anyone would mean something to me. But alas, you, Astraven, came out of nowhere!
by Schizozo August 15, 2022
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Astraven

Can be used to express extreme gratitude towards someone who means the world to you. It’s specifically used when “perfection” isn’t enough.
-OMG you’re such an Astraven! Thank you for coming into my life.
-All I saw was darkness, but then you emerged and brought light. Thank you, Astraven.
-Astraven, Astraven, and more Astraven!
-I’d thank the stars above, but they won’t do you justice, so I’ll just call you “Astraven”.
by Schizozo August 16, 2022
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