ASTRO

Always Stating The Really Obvious

similiar to Captain Obvious.

user1: you are such a republican
user2: dont listen to him he's ASTRO

by deervark September 02, 2005

Astro

A Weird Kid On The Internet Who Calls Themselves Astro And Is Addicted To Robox Arsenal

Astro is a weird Kid.

by DefinitelyNotAstro June 24, 2020

Astros

A team in the RWL, The Roblox WiffleBall League. They are the team that has won the most World Series’s in the league, at 2 World Series Wins. The Team owned by RobloxCraftMc101, or Lord_Vader on discord. They almost lost the S1 WS against the Panthers, owned by James5k17.

Omg, the astros just won the World Series!

by FriendlyFire341 January 02, 2020

Astro

Astro is a beautiful non binary individual! They have brown curly hair with blond highlights, glasses, and beautiful blue eyes!

"Omg look how beautiful my gf Astro is!"-Destinee

by xqzly May 02, 2021

astro-not

A person who dreams of being an astronaut, but never becomes one :(

Oh little Timmy? He turned out to be an astro-not

by that dog eater boi February 27, 2019

Astro

That word means that he is single and very handsome.

OMG HEY ITS ASTRO!!!

HI ASTRO!!
I LOVE U ASTRO!!
ASTRO IS SINGLE BTW!!

by SamanthaFraserLOML August 05, 2021

Astros

The most pathetic excuse for a team in Major League Baseball. Consistantly field a shit excuse for a team. Piss poor management, redneck local yokel owners, clueless scouts, and lackadaisical players add up to consistant failure.

Astros lose again

by rlrsltx July 31, 2011