assignment

A chance to practice the art of plagiarism.

I cannot solve question 5 of the assignment, can I just take a look at what you did?

by DCfromMTL February 28, 2007

asswipes

Those wet wipes in the little pop-open container that you can flush after cleaning your bum.

It’s hard to imagine how I took a really good shit back then, without my trusty asswipes!

by Dr Bunnygirl August 1, 2019

Assigore

One of Team Mortar's Jokemal in the famous Jokemal Joe Camel/Pokemon parody. Assigore is a floating ass with arms sticking out of each ass cheek. A clear parody of Geodude.

GO ASSIGORE!

by Brian Inc August 12, 2008

Asswipe Johnson

On September 26th, 1992 Nicolas Cage hosted Saturday Night Live. In one sketch Nicolas Cage and actress Julia Sweeney act out parts as soon to be parents deciding on a name for their child. After many of the suggestions by the wife the husband continues to decline most of the names she is coming up with on the grounds that the child would be made fun of because of that particular name. As the husband continues to be more defensive about his own past as being made fun of and continues to dislike the names suggested, a telegram is delivered by an agent played by Rob Schneider. The agent tells them that the telegram is for a person named “Asswipe Johnson”. The husband immediately tries to correct him by informing him that his name is pronounced: “Os-wee-pay”. It is at this time you realize the motivation behind the husband’s scrutiny. This term is often used in a comical way in substitution for a person of which you forgot their name. Basically a synonym for John Doe. The term can be used as “Asswipe Johnson”, or “Osweepay Johnson”.

A: What was the name of that guy you knew with that thing?
B: Oh, uh....I dunno, Osweepay Johnson?
A: Osweepay Johnson, thats funny.
B: Do you get it?
A: Not really.
B: Osweepay, Asssss....wipe.
A: Oh yea! Hehehehehe.
B: Mm-kay.

by Paramecium July 25, 2004

Understand the assignment

When someone does a specific activity or thing well. This is a reference to school when a teacher assigns a project and a student pops off.

Damn, Olivia Rodrigo really understand the assignment when it comes to the bridge of the song!
Okay girl, I see you understood the assignment, that outfit is fire!

by Annie09 May 25, 2021

She understood the assignment

A phrase used when someone is giving it 110%

Weather it’s what they’re doing, what they’re wearing, someone who is really on top of their shit

She slayed that outfit, she understood the assignment!

by PAA_Student November 10, 2019

asswipe

asswipe known as toilet paper you use to wipe your ass or to blow your nose when you run out of facial tissues

because of the coronavirus asswipe is hard to get these days

by bluebear April 8, 2020