Assicle

A contraction of the words ass and icicle. It is the result of swass(sweaty ass) cooling to below zero temperatures, creating ice on the buttocks.

I was walking briskly through the mall finishing up my Christmas shopping and my ass became very sweaty. When I was finished and walked outside to my car the freezing weather turned my sweat into assicles.

by Pinder807 December 24, 2009

asstric bypass

process needed to remove someones large posterior, similar to gastric bypass

That girl has got one big ghetto booty, she could use an asstric bypass

by tonyhowe May 22, 2008

asstriloquist

one who can throw flatulations to other areas of the room

Tom: did you fart?
Bill: no twas the asstriloquist over there.

by darklorr June 11, 2006

Assicle

A way to describe a very cold rear end.
What your butt feels like after ice, snow, or really cold water has been put down the back of your pants.

I've been standing out in the cold freezing my butt off so long I think I have an assicle.

by reaperslay January 19, 2009

asscricket

Someone who is quiet and not noticed, but always around. They are not wanted and no one knows who they are. They are irritating like a cricket because they don't talk and you can't get rid of them

And its so ridiculous because these asscrickets are used to replace awesome people who happen to have the same name, but it doesn't work and the person who tried to replace someone with the asscricket is a faggot.

P: "Who is that?"
F: "I dunno... I don't even know who she came with."
P: "She's always over, I don't know her. I don't want her in my house. You can't come to MY house and not talk to ANYONE and still be allowed to be here..."
A: "You guy's talking about that asscricket? That's Jacey."

by #2 Snatchley Mc Flashley December 15, 2008

Assticles

When an old man's testicles hang so low that when he sits down, they end up in his ass.

In the locker room at the gym, I saw a guy with a bad case of assticles.

by El Qbano May 1, 2014

asstriliquist

To talk out of someone else's ass

Fred is an asstriliquist when he was selling my car for me.

by Sililiqueef November 18, 2020