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Julian Assange

Founder of WikiLeaks. Prolific Publisher of War Crimes, Human Rights Violations, etc. Persecuted by Satan 👺 and his minions.

He is currently serving time in solitary confinement at Belmarsh Prision, London, United Kingdom 🇬🇧. Awaiting extradition to the US 🇺🇸 for exclusively publishing only truth.
“Truth is treason in the empire of lies

~ Ron Paul 🕊

“If wars can be started by lies, peace can be started by truth.”

~ Julian Assange 🕊

“Nearly every war that has started in the past 50 years has been a result of media lies.”

~ Julian Assange 🕊

The pen is mightier than the sword”

~ Edward Bulwer-Lytton ✍️
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assbanger

Literally 'one who bangs ass', but can generally refer to anyone stupid and/or annoying.
Shut the fuck up, Timmy. Quit being such a goddamn assbanger.
by Flapdoodle May 18, 2003
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Julian Assange

A man accused of terrorism and endangering world peace while he is only standing up to corrupt world governments and corporations by exposing unethical acts they have engaged in

He is not afraid to tell the world the truth, and believes people have the right to know what government and corporations are up to behind closed doors
Julian Assange is NOT a terrorist, even though ignorant morons (predominantly Americans) think so, and some are calling for his death for defying the Patriot ACT
by RustlingJimmies February 26, 2011
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Julian Assange

Australian-born Publisher, Journalist, Activist and former computer hacker.

He gained worldwide attention when he released documents via Wikileaks exposing the corruption of corporations and various governments. Essentially, he let the people know the truth.

Although he gained many followers, he also gained many critics. The most common critique was that he was endangering lives. As usual, these allegations were false and not one instance has been recorded whereby someone has been hurt due to Assange's releases.
The only people criticising Julian Assange for telling us the truth are politicians who have been bought by corporations or blind followers of said bought politicians!
by 5449 April 19, 2011
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assmongler

A jerk who won't give you what you want/need.
Come on man, don't be an assmongler! Pass the crackpipe.
by Solid August 1, 2005
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Julian Assange

verb (Julian Assanging; past Julian Assanged)
1. To release documents, cables, gossip, or other confidential information without the express consent of the information's creator.
2. Engaging in 'unlawful' sexual acts with a male or female partner(s) during the course of a honey pot operation as part of an international conspiracy to prevent instances of the first definition, usually while one or more partners is asleep.
1. When I found out Greg was sleeping with Jenny, I Julian Assanged the info to Bobby, Greg's boyfriend.
2. Last night I was totally with this hot chick. I mean she was like a 9, and I'm used to 4 and 5s. Anyway, when she was asleep I Julian Assanged her, but when I woke up the next day she was gone and my hard-drive was missing.
by The "Real" Julian Assange December 20, 2010
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Assange-Snowden effect

When someone carries out an accusation and is accused of the same fault.
Robert says someone in the other class stole Emma's phone and has been accused of being the thief. There's an Assange-Snowden effect going on here.
by Dr Drivel September 29, 2020
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