Assticle

When a guys testicles are really close to his asshole rather than his dick, this is called assticles.

Basically just the words Ass and Testicle put together.

Friend 1: Oh My God!!! Last night I took a huuuuge dump and I looked and I shit all over my ballz because they are so close to my asshole!

Friend 2: Ewwww dude thats just nasty I think you have Assticles!

Friend 3: OMG!!! EVERYBODY HE HAS ASSTICLES!!!!!!!!!

Everybody: OMG GROSSSSSSS... you should get that checked out...

by MwahahahahahaHAhahah April 27, 2009

Attackled

To be overcome by something, somewhere between attacked and tackled, even if not a physical attack, it is beyond your control to overcome.

I was planning on spending my day off in bed doing nothing, until I was attackled by a phone call, and had to go to work.

by The true voice of reason April 9, 2012

Attackle

When you attack someone, and tackle them at the same time

She punched him then attackled him to the ground.

by Donald Trump the II September 14, 2018

attackle

To attack by tackling.

I attackled Hobo.

by SaladMan January 26, 2004

asstacular

Used to describe something that is so completely terrible, it is fantastic (or spectacular) in and of itself.

Music videos from the early nineties are asstacular!

by Leslie March 28, 2005

asstacular

Used to describe something that is displeasing to oneself.

Wow, that show was pretty asstacular.

by Nick November 10, 2002

asspacker

a person who takes it in the ass

1 the queer eye guys are asspackers.
2 ally your such an asspacker u butfucked ted

by jsjsjsjsjs May 18, 2005