assminer

Derogitory term for a homosexual. Alternatively, anyone who partakes in activities involving inserting objects into the rectum.

Larry never dates females because he is an assminer.

by J_AK December 8, 2006

asspie

A slice of asspie, as it is commonly referred to, is a synonym for a big, steaming pile of shit. To qualify as an asspie, the crap must be larger than a Volkswagen Beetle spare tire and it must be fresh. Extra points if there is actual steam rising from it!

John: This movie was a piece of steaming asspie!
Elizabeth: Have you seen 2 girls 1 cup? That bitch cranked out an asspie in a cup.

by CartlidgeIsGay February 2, 2009

Asspinky

Someone who is the equivelant of getting an unexpected finger in your butt

Man, Yngwie is a total asspinky to hang out with.

by TheGooch February 21, 2009

asswine

Cheap wine you drink to get shitfaced

Person 1 : wanna go fore some asswine
Person 2: sure i don't have money for any nice wine

by Scyra March 15, 2018

Assiness

Assiness is basically ass, just when you’re such an ass, you have a lot of assiness...mhm.

Me: I like your smert assiness.

Person: Uh, that’s not a word.

Me: Check da Urban Dictionary, assiness.

by Roberta James June 25, 2018

assnine

1. A word commonly used to describe stupid or annoying people and/or the way they act.

1. Seriously, when will D realize how assnine everyone thinks he is?

by oldmaninacircle October 10, 2008

Asspipe

Asspipe..To get screwed in the anus

I shoved my dick in her asspipe. Or the cops asspiped me with a 400 dollar ticket.

by Reverendlowdown July 1, 2017