assbush

Relating to the hair of your ass

That dude was a total assbush.

by Danimal Don March 17, 2004

gaseous asseous

a boiling sensation or urge in the stomach caused by eating {constipation} driven foods such as beans or cheesy dishes which fills the stomach up with gas/pressure causing small {explotions} through the anus.

Timmy always has a gaseous asseous after eating Ihop

by Jr142011 October 20, 2008

assosexual

Someone (typically male) who loves to tap ass, and does not care which gender the ass belongs to.

Big Tony just got out of the state pen, and he's looking for some ass. He's posting in m4m, m4w, he doesn't care, he's an all-around assosexual.

by Assman_Montana October 26, 2011

Asshouse

someone who lives with thier head so far up thier ass that they make thierslelves a living room, bathroom, and other rooms so that they can hang out in thier ass.

Man, that guy is such an asshouse

by Jesse Werk May 4, 2005

asscuse

Using your need for a bathroom as an excuse for not doing something.

"I thought we were going to look at that new car."
"Sorry, bro, I really have to get home and use the bathroom."
"That's a lame asscuse and you know it!"

by Mattalicious October 21, 2007

assmustard

1. Produced after anal sex, the substance which seeps from the anus (mostly semen and fecal matter combined) which is commonly used as a condiment.

2. The substance produced when a person used any condiment as an anal lubricant.

After a long night of fucking, Lauren wiped the assmustard off the bed sheets.

by Dirty Rodriguez, and Seymour Johnson January 14, 2007

asseous

the act of being an ass or the behaviour of an ass.

stealing things is quite asseous

by davidork August 31, 2006