assface

a term used to insult an individual who's facial features are equivalent in attractiveness to an ass.

"Man Jamie, you are such an assface."

"That guy is such an assface."

by jackcansingcsharp April 28, 2009

assface

1. A person or personsthat always looks for the easy way out 2. A person or persons that always try to mooch off people 3. Cheap or frugal 4. Old and decrepit

Steve is an assface because he tried to scam me out of a free lunch

by TheKingOfHeat June 2, 2010

Assface

My ex husband.

He looked like an assface and he smelled like one too.

He was such an assface for taking all of the family photo albums during the divorce.

by Doug McGue June 9, 2016

AssFaceNFT

A global revolution that began in October 2021 in an effort to shame all those with ass in their face.
By working with some of the world's most talented artists, #AssFaceNFT was able to change the world.

Dude: "Hey have you heard of AssFaceNFT? They are starting a revolution using an AssFace"
Man: "Nah dude sounds fun though!"

by AssFaceNFT October 17, 2021

AssFace

A person with no shame, or ass in their face.
Also known as an #AssFace, this phrase was coined as a worldwide phrase of unity and love by #AssFaceNFT in October 2021.

Citizen 1: "Hey did you hear Boris Johnson's announcement today?"
Citizen 2: "No dude, I stopped listening to that AssFace a long while back!"

by AssFaceNFT November 3, 2021

Assface

A verb. To marshal together a group to detain and subdue a person to the ground, while one asshole drops his pants, spreads his cheeks, and rubs his asshole across the victim's face. This act usually results in anger, or if the victim is a pussy, crying. Also causes intense embarrasment, not to mention it just plain smells like ass. Also may have the side effect of pink eye.

Ethan: Dude, you missed it! The whole wrestling team held down Dominic and I Assfaced him, it was fucking hilarious!

Kurtis: What did he do?

Ethan: He called us a bunch of crackers, then went home and cried.

by Poisonhole February 21, 2009

Auto-tune assface

Pretty much every modern singer these days. Unfortunately, they make millions of dollars because of these dumbass little girls that are in love with them.

Stupid little girl: BIEBS IS MY BOYFRIENDDDD.

Gandhi: Shut up, bitch, he's an auto-tune assface.

by PatGuitar October 19, 2010