assbutshitfuck

means when sumone is an ass a but an shit an fuck and the same time

Ooh look Eddie is a assbutshitfuck

by Nothellman November 30, 2020

ASSNUS

(N). A Holiday on June 25th where the event depends on the weather.

(Adj). A person is an Ass who knows nothing about how Uber works and decides to shit on the drivers face and flushes the toilet. somehow

A: Did you get me anything, today is ASSNUS
B: no, what is that
A: you ASSNUS

by goodisfed February 10, 2022

Ass Nuts

A rare instance only occuring when two people are engaging in anal sex. The man, who happens to be allergic to peanuts, realizes that his dick begins to feel tingly and uncomfortable inside the woman's anal cavity. Pulling out, he sees that his penis is swollen and broken out in hives. The woman then realizes that she ate peanuts the day before, thus the peanut proteins (which cause the allergic reaction) have made their way through her digestive system, plaguing her anal cavity with their presence. Her ass is now infested with Ass Nuts, putting her peanut-allergy partner at risk.

Uuuh, Amy? You didn't happen to eat peanuts anytime lately did you?

Amy: No, not that I recall?.... Oh, NO WAIT, I did have some peanut butter last night. Why?

DAMMIT AMY! You know I'm allergic to that SHIT! My dick is swollen again! Your ass is infested with ASS NUTS!

by Billy1298 January 9, 2024