by Randomness3.14 August 31, 2018
Get the assnanery mug.Sexual Shenanigans whereby a male intends to perform anal sex on his unexpecting partner and does so my Tom Foolery and leads his partner to beleive that the occurance of the unexpected anal sex penetration was merely the direct result of a result of cockslippage.
Howard couldn't wait to have a little bit of his girlfriend's Brown Eye so he pulled of a little Assnanigans and slipped out mid-stroke making Sonja squeal with delight.
Roger: Hey Carl. How was your date with Rhonda last night?
Carl: Oh it was good Brahhhh! I pulled some Assnanigans!
Roger: Sweet!
Roger: Hey Carl. How was your date with Rhonda last night?
Carl: Oh it was good Brahhhh! I pulled some Assnanigans!
Roger: Sweet!
by Eaton Holgoode September 11, 2014
Get the Assnanigans mug.by Sean & Todd July 6, 2005
Get the assnami mug.One who likes to badger up one other's ass trying to get something out of them.
(Not taken literally).
(Not taken literally).
by Jordan Fumu April 30, 2004
Get the Assbadger mug.During 2005-06, the notable residence of UC Santa Cruz linguists Matt B, Nick R and pseudo-linguist Eduardo N. The AssPad was known throughout linguistic circles at the university as a popular and welcoming hangout where erudite and insightful discussions on linguistic matters would take place.
The inhabitants were often referred to as '''M.E.N.''' ('''M'''att, '''E'''duardo and '''N'''ick) who themselves were members of sister group '''Die xomorganic xomies.'''
Known for being the place where an uninterrupted sequence of academic, social and festive gatherings took place (prompting '''M.E.N.''' to often boast triumphantly: "Another successful evening at the Ass Pad!") the Ass Pad became in late 2005 the linguistically social center of UCSC and the city of Santa Cruz as a whole.
According to some sources, the Ass Pad owed its name to its many places to sit. While this claim can be found throughout the internet, it is close to impossible to verify as '''M.E.N.''' have declined frequent requests for interviews to corroborate this information.
The Copasetic, the Block, Spiderman, the Dartboard, the Mace List and the Little Girl were important landmarks in the AssPad.
By extension, any great linguisticly-connected house where fun is had.
The inhabitants were often referred to as '''M.E.N.''' ('''M'''att, '''E'''duardo and '''N'''ick) who themselves were members of sister group '''Die xomorganic xomies.'''
Known for being the place where an uninterrupted sequence of academic, social and festive gatherings took place (prompting '''M.E.N.''' to often boast triumphantly: "Another successful evening at the Ass Pad!") the Ass Pad became in late 2005 the linguistically social center of UCSC and the city of Santa Cruz as a whole.
According to some sources, the Ass Pad owed its name to its many places to sit. While this claim can be found throughout the internet, it is close to impossible to verify as '''M.E.N.''' have declined frequent requests for interviews to corroborate this information.
The Copasetic, the Block, Spiderman, the Dartboard, the Mace List and the Little Girl were important landmarks in the AssPad.
By extension, any great linguisticly-connected house where fun is had.
Last night, I went to a couple parties on campus, but they were no fun. Then I noticed there was great excitement everywhere: the AssPad was having its big first gathering of year. My weekend was saved!!
by nuke neal September 5, 2006
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To Keith Moon a car into a pool on purpose is badass. To Keith Moon a car into a pool by mistake is assbad.
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