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A man who likes male ass.
assman by Dr. Agne January 3, 2004
A guy who is... to say, an asshole. Yet he is not your ordinary asshole. He actually has the potential to be a decent guy. He just throws it all away on sex, drugs, horniness, ect. He also seems so find pleasure in breaking hearts.
Pif is an assman because he jerks off to old ladies.

Alex is an assman because Cheri said so.
assman by xlosergrrlx June 5, 2003
Assman is a man that does ass surgery like off saving Silverman. He is generally the best stroy tellers you will ever meet in ur entire life.
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assman by Gan August 7, 2003
A person who pours the ass( last sip or two) of a beer on his/her head.

Can also be a person who pours an entire beer on his head.
Dude!, I'm the assman!
Assman by lardawg May 3, 2009
The newest superhero in the crimefighting world who fights with the power of ass along with the assistance of his Sidekick Bootygirl.
Da nanananananana Da nanananananana Assman!
Assman by Assman_ February 2, 2014
Somebody who acts like an ass
Dude Michael is such an Assman
Andrew, you can shit the fuck up
Assman by Angry Doggo May 17, 2020