assman

Someone who periodically moons others

Jared has never gone a bus ride without mooning someone: what an assman.

by griff May 14, 2003

assman

to be willing and also to participate in same sex love relations with more than one or more people from the same gender. see: faggot

assman, you are gay.

by dozer December 1, 2002

assman

A man who likes male ass.

Jimmy Dalton

by Dr. Agne January 3, 2004

assman

A guy who is... to say, an asshole. Yet he is not your ordinary asshole. He actually has the potential to be a decent guy. He just throws it all away on sex, drugs, horniness, ect. He also seems so find pleasure in breaking hearts.

Pif is an assman because he jerks off to old ladies.

Alex is an assman because Cheri said so.

by xlosergrrlx June 5, 2003

assman

Assman is a man that does ass surgery like off saving Silverman. He is generally the best stroy tellers you will ever meet in ur entire life.

Watch Seinfeild

by Gan August 7, 2003

dick assman

yep. just a canadian gas pumper from regina with the goddam most unfortunate name(besides phillip ennis or fred you(p. ennis and f. you)

boberto: yo dood check dat sign out
jamal #497071: bruh dick assman is here lol bad name

by totallyurmom February 27, 2022

assman giggles

What you put on your telephone directory listings as the name of a friend

Why is my name Assman Giggles on your phone?

by Dr Potato March 23, 2004