assjacker(s)

High heeled shoes
southern slang for articles of clothing

bruh man look at that bitch in the assjackers, I gotta hit that!!!

by booty bandit May 28, 2004

Asskissery

The act of becoming a seasoned ass kisser, to please a boss, or other person at a place of work or for personal gain.

At many restaurants, Customers are very important, thus the need to obtain a degree in advanced Asskissery.

by Benjamin Allen Steele April 2, 2009

assucker

A person who is annoying or irritating

Leave me alone you assucker

by Areonna T. June 20, 2018

Assfucker

Someone who loves to sodomize (a.k.a. anal sex); a homosexual male. Or any guy who loves to have anal sex with a woman.

Bill Clinton is an assfucker.

by Jack Hitgoud March 27, 2005

asscockery

Engaging in stupid activities or stupid behavior. Generally applied to an individual in a light-hearted manner. When a person is being annoying, or making an ass out of himself.

Getting drunk and playing mail-box-baseball is widely considered asscockery.

by Rice-Man September 6, 2008

Asskickers Syndrome

The condition of having such unrealistically high expectations of one's self that anything less than excellence is disappointing. Those with A.K.S. gravitate toward opportunities for achievement to the point of neglecting everyday life. Symptoms include violent mood swings, sore losing, sore winning, and few close relationships.

Larry seems like a nice guy, but he's got a major case of Asskickers Syndrome. Don't challenge him to any competition; he turns into a different person.

by MoeBetta September 19, 2018

asskrackery

Complete and utter foolishness.

You cannot drop out of college because of a bad hair day. That would be total asskrackery.

by Davey McGravy May 22, 2007