assidine

an act that is ass-like

It is an assidine move to dump your girlfriend four days before the Holiday dance.

by reztlemhcs November 29, 2009

acsdient

Acsdient (ˈaksdɪ(ə)nt) is another word / spelling for the word accident. This is used by many people that aren't fond of spelling the actual word. This can also be used a meme or joke with your friends.

Ayman - Yo man, I'm sorry it was a acsdient.

Zach - Really nigba.

by anonynous nigba man June 16, 2021

assident

an accident involving one or more people being an ass

This guy was tailgating me for miles, it's no surprise we got into an assident.

by Ryan Taurant September 22, 2009

assdent

The giant indent left in the couch by one's posterior after an extended period of sitting. Often seen in conjunction with couch potato-itis.

The assdent your mom left behind after last night's episode of Desperate Housewives was so deep that we lost the remote, a half-eaten turkey burger, and someone's cat.

by samh5f April 29, 2010

assident

When you wipe your ass and accidently touch your dirty anus with your finger(s).

Harold wasn't paying attention in the bathroom and had an assident.

by Michael L. Johnson March 30, 2004

Assistent To The Regional Manager

Has the same duties of his fellow employees, except doing your boss's laundry and his best friend

Dwight Shrute: Assistent to the Regional Manager (michael Scott)

by metalowscream September 4, 2009

ASSident

When you sit on your phone and you accidently call someone while it's in your ass pocket

You called me yesterday while your phone was in your ass pocket and i heard your conversation about what you did to your boyfriend last night. Stop calling me on assident.

by lilmohaynes March 17, 2010