Asscature

When you shart your pants and don't change them. The turd becomes an image.....

Oh man I just sharted and I don't have a change of pants I'm going to have to wear these all night when I pull my underwear off it's going to look like an asscature

by Nader1968 June 15, 2017

Assiat

A kind of funny streamer i guess :)

Twitch.tv/Assiat

by PinguSWE November 12, 2020

Assiatou

defintion of a girlboss. she'll never let anyone walk over her and LITERALLY only cares about spotify, her friends,

academics, pinterest & expensive brands. biggest procastinator in the world; she'll study an exam the day before, yet still loves academic validation. says the most random shit and usually does impulsive stuff. you'll either love her or find her a total bitch.

A: Hey you've heard of Assiatou?
B: Yeah, i like her alot. She does say weird stuff and basically wastes our time by starting random discussions in class.

by number one jay stan <33 November 20, 2021

Assiatou

the definition of a girlboss. she won't let anyone walk over her and usually says impulsive stuff. she cares abt her friends, spotify, pinterest and luxury brands. usually talks alot & gets good grades but is a heavy procastinator.

A: hey, you know Assiatou?
B: yeah! i like her, she's pretty cool.

by number one jay stan <33 November 21, 2021

Assiati

Assiati is a beautiful and strong woman. She is smart and knows how to deal with everything. She is of course sexy and fearless. She is also a true friend, she will not let you down and will cheer you up no matter what.

I have a crush on Assiati, she has a beautiful smile

by aridamnit November 24, 2021

Assitude

When an individual has an attitude so bad, you may as well as call them an asshole.

Jeffery: "Bro, I can't stand that guys assitude!"

Sasha: "Her assitude is off the charts."

by Joe Reeds June 27, 2023

Assitude

The type of bratty behavior a thic baddie with a phat ass gets away with

Her- making random high maintenance requests

Me- in response... "You no ass-having, disagreeable bitch, you're WAY too skinny to be giving me all this assitude"

by SigmaSavage February 8, 2026