asslytical

being an asshole

Hey man, stop being so asslytical!

by RockStarLaw November 2, 2021

Assfluff

Lint that collects in your ass hair, especially during night time.

During my morning shit, I wiped away all the assfluff that accumulated during the night.

by Cyberwolf December 16, 2006

assflap

an extraneous piece of skin or webbing that covers the anus

Before we had the sex, I had to lift up her assflap.

by Gooney Goo Goo April 9, 2003

assflowers

The unique smell that is caused by flowery air freshner covering an extremely pungent flatus.

Woah, this room smells like assflowers, Sean.

by PigfuckerPantyStealer November 29, 2006

Asslynn

An Ashlynn with an ass

“Fuck a bitch names Ashlynn”
Asslynn

by Ashlynnbutwithanass November 7, 2018

assflap

the slit in the seat of a pair of longjohns or union suit

"john forgot ta open the assflap and shat all oner hiz longjohns"

by hemp May 13, 2005

assalytics

n. the science of evaluating a persons hind regions, a grading tool for butts.

It is clear by judging Johnny's assalytics, he is very susceptible to women of large girth.

by Larry C April 25, 2008