chocolate ass cake

n. poop.

Excuse me, I have to go bake a chocolate ass cake...

Uh oh. I have some chocolate ass cakes burning in the oven.

by cj February 22, 2004

assjake

An assjake is one who jakes asses

"Those assjakes keep getting in my way!"

by HugoBoom April 8, 2005

asscakes

(Noun.) 14 guys performing a creampie simultaniously, filling a male asshole, making a vanilla frosted cake-like substance, an asscake.

The KKK just gave asscakes to innocent black convicts all over the tri-state area. Those faggot asshole KKK fucks!

by WienerButthole January 13, 2009

Aszcake

See ASSCAKE

Also, a way of basterdizing words by adding a z sound to the end of ass employed by those who lack the creative talent themself

Fooass - FooasZ
Asscake - AsZcake

by mrT July 28, 2003

ass cake

moron, cocksucker

Searyx is a total ass cake.

by SearyxLicksBalls July 24, 2003

assbake

someone who farts and stinks up the room as if they had just baked a cake, of stink.

Sometimes Pete can be a real assbake, I mean holy fuck!SOMEONE OPEN A GODDAMN WINDOW!!!!!

by Mai-Ling Melsinate November 24, 2006

Ass Cake

A horrible smell; originates from the smell of drying dog poo on a hot summer day

That milk is bad; it smells like an ass cake.

by Mary Lauren December 27, 2007