You stupid-ass assluster
by Beerinder May 16, 2004
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"Yes, and it was a real ass blaster. I'm gonna feel this meal for a few days."
"Yes, and it was a real ass blaster. I'm gonna feel this meal for a few days."
by MC Lucidious Mo'nashiss April 18, 2003
Get the ass blaster mug.1. When you have to take a shit really bad and it comes out as a runny burst.
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1. That asshole Matt left an assblast all over my toilet!
2. We had a real assblast at the party last night. Matt's ass is going to be sore for a week!
2. We had a real assblast at the party last night. Matt's ass is going to be sore for a week!
by Frank Enbeens May 27, 2007
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Hey Burt, theres an Assblaster right behind you!
Those guys are such ass blasters its not even funny.
Those guys are such ass blasters its not even funny.
by BillyGoat November 14, 2002
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by TING GO SKRRRRRRRA March 7, 2021
Get the assbeater420 mug.a secret weapon hidden from the general public by the United States government
often equipped between two buttocks, this deadly yet silent weapon was used extensively in the Farting Wars of 2056
often equipped between two buttocks, this deadly yet silent weapon was used extensively in the Farting Wars of 2056
Ex. 1 - HOLY SHIT I JUST GOT ASSBLASTED WITH AN ASSBLASTER9000
Ex. 2 - Man 1 - I hear that George Bush is using the secret Assblaster 9000 to take down those dirty sandniggers
Man 2 - Yeah I hear that too
George Bush - YEE HAW MOTHERFUCKERS WOOOOOOOOOO
Ex 3 - Girl 1 - Some dude just tried this move called the assblaster 9000 on me
Girl 2 - Yeah that happens sometimes
George Bush - THAT WAS ME MOTHERFUCKERS WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Ex. 2 - Man 1 - I hear that George Bush is using the secret Assblaster 9000 to take down those dirty sandniggers
Man 2 - Yeah I hear that too
George Bush - YEE HAW MOTHERFUCKERS WOOOOOOOOOO
Ex 3 - Girl 1 - Some dude just tried this move called the assblaster 9000 on me
Girl 2 - Yeah that happens sometimes
George Bush - THAT WAS ME MOTHERFUCKERS WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
by Adolf McFucknugget n fries April 19, 2014
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