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assburger

A person who exhibits the symptoms of Asperger's Syndrome.
Given the personality traits that characterize an "aspie", this term was probably coined by aspies/assburgers themselves.
You know, I think Albert Einstein was an assburger, which makes me feel not so sorry for myself.
by mochajoe June 6, 2005
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assburgler

one who steals ones virginity through the ass.(anal rape)
Oh, there is the guy I slept with two nights ago, he's such an assburgler!
by Jenner Dalgleish/ Matthew H. February 15, 2008
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Assburger Syndrome

It is a disease of which causes the person to shit burgers the size of a bigmac. In some cases people with assburger syndrome produce chocolate milkshakes when they have diarrhea.
The retarded police man has Assburgers Syndrom, he can make milkshakes too.

Assburgers are yummy, I wish I had Assburger Syndrome
by retardeddictionary December 7, 2009
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Assburgers

Not to be confused with Asperger's Syndrome, Assburgers occurs after not properly wiping after defecating diarrhea, which dries up and creates a "patty" between a person's "buns".
I had Taco Bell last night and I woke up with Assburgers.
by whatawonderfulduwang May 26, 2019
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asbergers without the berger

He was totally acting like he had asbergers without the berger.
by Mama TSTOJ November 16, 2011
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Askbergers

An affliction suffered by one without the social skill to realize he is asking for WAY too much stuff on facebook: free renovations, ‘go fund me’s’, materials, baby furniture, meal trains etc...AKA ‘social media begging’!!
Good lord! That is the second meal train he’s asked for this week and this time he’s requesting vegan!! What! Does he have Askbergers?
by Dies Faustus May 21, 2018
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Assburgers

Assburgers is a fictitious disease which usually affects delusional script kiddies on a global scale. Assburger candidates have usually committed cyber related crimes and upon being arrested claim assburgers as an escape mechanism. This escape mechanism usually fails.
FBI Agent: "You're under arrest for unauthorized computer access..." Anonytard: "I haz assburgers!"
by secdouchebag July 20, 2011
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