Assplant

Ass implants...

Hey girl your booty looks bomb! Did ypu get assplants!?

by Pms4780 July 24, 2018

Assalanche

A massively destructive wave of stupid people or bad decisions, usually in the workplace.

"I was having such a great day, then it was blotted out by an assalanche streaming down from the manager's conference room. What we in the north country call White Death."

by W2 June 19, 2008

assikanth

It is the form of K.S. Shreyas which studies in ACS eats all day useless except for that thing

assikanth is gobbling the cafeteria

by shreyas September 6, 2008

Assalanche

When a large number of attractive females enter a room.

"Daaaaaaamn son! Look out for the assalanche that's coming through that door!"

by Feralwinky November 25, 2009

assalanche

A massive bowel movement that bowels out of you much the same way an avalanche slides down a mountain destroying everything in its path.

Guy 1: Dude you blew up the toilet, what did you do in there?

Guy 2: It was an assalanche, what can i say?

by chumpfong July 15, 2009

assalanche

When you have to poop so bad, that your ass hole just opens up and the poop flows out.

Rachael had a really upset stomach today and went she finally went to poop she had and assalanche.

by Lucas N. May 5, 2007

assalanges

This is your ass cheeks. If your normal there should be a giant hole in the middle. Shat should come out of this.

Your Assalanges are fucking ginourmous bob!

by MFHANDYHAND May 16, 2018