Ass goblin

An Ass Goblin is someone who likes to have anal sex obsessively. Commonly mistaken for Butt Pirate

You are such an Ass Goblin!

by Lovez51 October 21, 2004

ass goblin

A little green alien thing that lives amidst in your bunghole and dwells on flatuelence (farts) and anything that's left. Also like a disease that acurres when you don't clean yourself too well.

Damn man that ass goblin of mine is starting to irritate me.

by Lewis316 March 23, 2004

ass goblin

A chef whose forte' is tossing salad.

I was looking for oral, but I wasn't expecting an ass goblin

by mijam January 16, 2004

ass goblin

When a person goes down and licks the other person's anal region while they are having sex.

Tom: A man when i was having sex last night and i let that girl lick my butt hole.

Brad: Wow, what an ass goblin.

by shotybounce April 24, 2009

Ass Goblin

Any person who likes taking it anally or give anal, while scatting,"shitting" on each other in denial.

Michael just bent Raybones over and made him take it, gosh their such ass goblins!

by freckles, milkman,big daddy January 02, 2008

ass goblin

is the action of a turkey entering your exit and gobbling uncontrolably.gobbler of ass brown turkey turkeys revengehole puckererel pavo del culo

ass goblin;if you happend to see a turkey after Thanksgiving while naked in the forest in the middle of a boul movement.

by don poz juan February 26, 2009

Ass Goblin

1) Someone who is such a pain in the ass that they go above and beyond it. 2) A wedgie so severe it involves the ripping of the undershorts. 3) An elderly man's sweaty scrotum getting stuck in his ass when he sits down (see also cracking nuts, butt dumplings)

You are an Ass Goblin

OUCH! You Ass Goblin!!! That Ass Goblin hurts!!!

AHH!!! I got an Ass Goblin from the couch AGAIN!

by J July 22, 2003