ass from first base

A hyperbolic distinction that only a blithering idiot could not make. Also ass from a hole in the ground, shit from shinola, can't fight his way out of a paper bag, dumb as a rock.

When it comes to installing drywall, I don't know my ass from first base.

by octopod November 12, 2003

ass from the past

the name for someone you used to fuck but don't anymore . literally speaking , it's the ass you fucked in the past . get it ? :P

warning : meeting up with these people on occasion can be extremely awkward .

*sees crazy ex-girlfriend in walmart*

person 1 : AWWWHHH SHIT BRO .
person 2 : what!?
person 1: that girl ? she's my ass from the past .

*sprints away and hides in the lettuce section* (:

by taytaytheterminator April 28, 2011

Ass frog(s)

Yummie edible gelatin gummie candy formed in a reptile shape with a marshmallow coating on one side, which when held to your nose smells like butt.

I smell ass frogs, did you pass gass?

by White 7 May 1, 2003

ass frown

When you're asshole has gone past the OMG "o" and has collapsed back on itself, forming a frown "∩".

You should have seen him when we were done, his hole was nothin' but an ass frown!

by dingus mcfly December 4, 2010

Ass frowner

Someone who sags their pants

That ass frowner over there isn't wearing any underwear...yikes!

by Unicornmeet June 23, 2017

ass from dallas

Having a super fat nice ass

“Damn that lil hottie has an ass from Dallas”

by Deshaun95 November 5, 2017

your ass from page two

Not knowing anything

You don’t know your ass from page two

by Paul Annette July 31, 2021