Implies that if a woman were to suspend an aspirin between her knees, she would be unable to spread her legs without dropping the aspirin, thus, by keeping the aspirin suspended between her knees, she would be unable to engage in activities deemed sinful by crazy out-of-touch right wing nut jobs who wish to impose their religious will on the American public
Person 1:
"Hey! Did you see that Rick Santorum supporter Foster Friess on TV the other day? That nut job actually suggested that women should suspend an aspirin between the knees and use that as contraception!"
Person 2:
"Man, that guy is out of touch! I guess we can thank right wing nutters like those guys for paving the way to Obama's second term..."
"Hey! Did you see that Rick Santorum supporter Foster Friess on TV the other day? That nut job actually suggested that women should suspend an aspirin between the knees and use that as contraception!"
Person 2:
"Man, that guy is out of touch! I guess we can thank right wing nutters like those guys for paving the way to Obama's second term..."
by phroug2 April 15, 2012

Student: *Stands up* Miss can i leave to go get a dri--
Teacher: SHUT THE FRONT DOOR AND SIT YOUR ASPIRIN DOWN.
Student: ...fag
Teacher: SHUT THE FRONT DOOR AND SIT YOUR ASPIRIN DOWN.
Student: ...fag
by wowtf May 18, 2010

Man, I really put the aspirin between my knees yesterday. I told Jen that her new dress made her look fat.
by Two Hep Cats April 19, 2012

by IG Models Are Manna From God November 15, 2023

a synthetic compound used medicinally to relieve mild or chronic pain and to reduce fever and inflammation.
by Eskimo’s with big tits June 7, 2018

When ya boi square face gets a cut and he asks for that dank percocet but all u got is a band-aid and belly button lint.
by Its ya boi 13 June 11, 2017

America’s most trusted 81 mg aspirin and comes in a safety (enteric) coated, easy-to-swallow micro size tablet.
An adult aspirin regimen using 81 mg aspirin, such as St. Joseph Aspirin, is recommended by doctors and leading health organizations to help some individuals prevent a recurrent heart attack or ischemic stroke
by SPrice1980 May 24, 2023
