Cool asparagus

1. an exclamation used when its all chill and good, frequently used to substitute "ok" at the end of a conversation.

2. a saying used to show that something is very cool but not too cool, it shows that everything is chill in a relaxed way.

cool asparagus

by monkeymb January 24, 2011

Asparagus

Slang for marijuana.

"Blowin' on asparagus; The realest shit I ever smoked" - Young Jeezy, "Put On"

by bonkeykong May 13, 2008

asparagoose

An asparagoose is a mythical creature that only exists when you're bored

Guy: I saw an asparagoose
Other guy: You must be bored as fuck

by King Asparagoose August 18, 2020

Asparagus

Someone who always seems to smell extremely bad and does not even try to clean themself. No matter what time you see this person, they smell awful.

Jordan- (takes off football pads)

Team- Jordan you're an asparagus

Jordan- Shut up fools I smell fresh

Team- You smell awful you asparagus

by Thomas Selser December 10, 2013

bloody asparagus

When a female quiefswhile on her period and her tampon blows out.

that hoe just quiefed! look at that bloody asparagus hanging out

by Halfbreed753 April 6, 2011

asparajism

Jism of a distinct flavour caused by the excessive consumption of asparagus.

"Gee Bob, Your cum tastes like asparagus today"

by czak May 8, 2004

asparagus dicks

The act of tying dicks together with a rubber band to resemble a bundle of asparagus.

asparagus dicks, figure it out

by SpitOnMyDIK May 20, 2015