Alohamora

Used often by Hermione Granger, it is a spell to unlock heavy doors, regardless of the lock - of course unless there is already a charm set on the said door - or weight.

Ron: oh no, the door is locked!
Hermione: oh, move over! Alohamora!
*door unlocks and opens*

by TinyNova November 18, 2020

To do a Soham

To break your leg or legs.

So last night, it was raining and the road was a bit wet, I happened to do a Soham.

by Mnmjk June 30, 2019

asshamped

Misspelling of ashamed. Background: A guy was trying to tell a girl that he felt ashamed for her.

GUY TO GIRL: "I am asshamped."

by westsiiide December 11, 2004

assham

One who is generally acting like an idiot, or, someone pretentious who is extremely annoying (i.e. bimbos in any public place screaming complete nonsense and laughing maniacally in their cell phones so you can hear what a fun conversation they're having...)

Buffy yelled "OHH MYYY GODDDDDDD!!! HE DID NOTTTT!?!?!?!" into her cell phone while in her BMW convertible in butts-to-nuts traffic next to the surfer dudes in the 1972 Chevy Impala that they paid $7500 for. The dudes looked at her in disgust and said to each other "She is an assham."

by The Real Reporter January 12, 2004

asshammer

verb: The act of hitting a woman in the anus with a ball pin hammer, so as to tighten it to the point of puckering, prior to inserting your penis into said anus.

noun: A ball pin hammer used to preform the aforementioned act.

Katie and I got back from our date last night and were feeling rather frisky. So, I pulled up her dress and pulled down her undergarments and picked up my asshammer off the nightstand. With one mighty swing, one powerful thrust, and 3 pints of blood later, Katie had been asshammered.

by Jack the Hammer June 11, 2009

ashamplishment

a shameful accomplishment.

1.
Person A) I just beat Final Fantasy XIII in 1 week while working a 50hr job.
Person B) Wow, that's an ashamplishment.
2.
Person A) Is that our old high school lunch lady's apartment i just see you walk out of last night?
Person B) yeah.

Person A) Wow, that's an ashamplishment.

by AllYu April 4, 2010

_ashamed_

cool dude that plays minecraft, please accept this

_ashamed_ is a cool dude, dude

by V01DL33S April 7, 2021