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ash ketchum 

the little cunt from Pokemon who never seems to age in the series, always accompanied by an annoying girl who she too, never ages, and always want to go be a coordinator and never has the same goal as ash does

ash dreams to be a Pokemon master, even though he wont be because the series of repetitive episodes most likely will lead to another series. his "adventures" are going to different towns and meeting a bunch of people, eating food, training Pokemon, a dose of kicking team rockets ass, despite how much they try and train their Pokemon, and walking into the woods that look the same in every damn episode. each ending, its always him, his Pokemon, and his friends walking off into the sunset, whether its someone waving goodbye to him or them doing it back.

despite someone else being a better trainer, or in general a more important and better person in his very boring life, every movie is about him and his friends "coincidentally" being chosen to meet a rare, legendary Pokemon and tasked to solve problems, battle strong Pokemon, and to save the world. Then, team rocket has to envy him as usual while spying on him, and in the end they say their goodbyes and leave in the sunset. Ash's last name is a reference to Catch em', which is a very cheesy joke.
Ash Ketchum and his friends have the experience of interacting with all the legendary Pokemon
ash ketchum by eazyeyour8balljunky October 21, 2011
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Ash Ketchum 

The sexiest pokemon trainer in the world. All the sluts wanna fuck him (including myself) because he is so damn hot! The people who think Ash sucks can fucking go to hell . . .
Hey, you know that Ash Ketchum, I wanna fuck him. He's so god damn sexy.

That Ash Ketchum is always so hot, how does he keep it up?

Ash Ketchum 

A pokemon trainer who some think compares to the badassness of Alucard and Auron...these guys are obviously drunk...anyway...he thinks he's king of the world and never realizes the real reason why he's always accompanies by a girl on his journey. He also has a mom who some even think it a MILF, but don't belive them anyway!
Well well well, if it isn't Ash Ketchum...you must be stuck up...Ashy boy!
Ash Ketchum by Auron and Alucard January 28, 2005

Ash Ketchum 

ash ketchum is a gay who doesnt know how to flirt with girls
look he is an ash ketchum
Ash Ketchum by hulksmash5718 October 18, 2021

Ash Ketchum 

A 36-year-old man who has inexplicably remained biologically identical to a ten-year-old boy for a quarter of a century, Ash Ketchum is notable for embarking on a seemingly eternal quest to become a Pokemon Master alongside his on-off girlfriend (as any fan will tell you), a yellow electrically-charged (and extremely marketable) mutant and an excessively horny older teenager who never opens his eyes for fear of revealing the depths of hell lurking inside them. As even Ash has admitted that the concept of a Pokemon Master is basically vague nonsense, he's essentially doomed himself to wandering rough around the forest for the rest of his life.
"In this world, nothing can be said to be certain, except for death, taxes, the continuation of the Simpsons and Ash Ketchum never becoming a Pokemon Master" - Benjamin Franklin
"What dost thou mean, thou idiot, cheating death is far more certain that Ash Ketchum achieving anything like that!" - typically-forgotten response by John Adams
Ash Ketchum by Thatdarnmeowth October 19, 2023

Ash Ketchum 

I just got ash Ketchum by him, he is fucking dumb
Ash Ketchum by Weeaboo professor September 22, 2016

Ash Ketchum 

The boy who will be 10 years old by the time your dead from old age.
Ash Ketchum will always be young.
Ash Ketchum by Rand Al'thor. September 19, 2022