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artic steamroller 

When a male takes a poop in a zip lock bag, then freezes it for 12 hours. Inserts it into your partners anus, then waits until it thaws before opening the bag and inserting device or penis into said bag.
I can't wait until the wife gets home. I've had my artic steamroller in the freezer all day. I'm gonna literally fuck the shit out of her.
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Artic Snow Cone

When seamen freezes to the side of a penis and a person licks it off.
Creighton licked Shaun's artic snow cone after being caught in a blizzard.

The Attie Special

When a couple is about to climax, the female gets under the family dog and proceeds to get fucked by the dog, the male then sticks his penis into the dog. The dog must be small, have white hair, and black shit around its eyes.
Cmon baby lets go do " The Attie Special" with Katsumi
The Attie Special by Echos_glit January 13, 2025

The Attie Special

When a couple is about to climax, the female gets under the family dog and proceeds to get fucked by the dog, the male then sticks his penis into the dog. The dog must be small, have white hair, and black shit around its eyes.
Come on baby lets go do "The Attie Special" with Katsumi
The Attie Special by Echos_glit January 13, 2025

ArtiesOatmeal 

A cult formed to dedicate their time to worshipping Artie from glee and his Oatmeal obsession
“Artie is hungry, so I must sacrifice my oatmeal so the ArtiesOatmeal ceremony can begin”
Alpha with much intelligence. Artiesha does whatever makes themself comfortable and has no problem being blunt. Spontaneous with a mix of mystery will have everyone dying to learn more.
I need me an Artiesha in my life.
Artiesha by realrawprettyass November 23, 2021

Bag of Arties 

I wish they would just go eat a bag of Arties
Bag of Arties by Dopeyopieone February 23, 2022