The best but fattest cat in the world, she tries to hunt but fails by giving up in about a minute, she then tries to eat your own foot and gives up with that too. She doesnt live up to her full name but none the less, shes pretty extraordinary!
"Did you just see Artemis' attempt to get that fly?!"

"yea too bad she failed!"
by Areeject October 12, 2011
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An adorable cavalier king charles spaniel. She is so loyal, sweet, fun, playful and brings joy to everyone! The thing is, she is stuck living with a fat and abusive man. The poor doggy needs to be rescued, someone save her :(
I love Artemis, but she needs to be free from her filthy owner.
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A girl who appears virginal but can be had if you can get by her small boobs, narrow hips, and boyish ass.
artemises (plural) often miss the smegma spot when washing up. Beware!
by grandmalseizure May 1, 2005
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The lack of good taste for girls after having been in the "Artemis Faculty" for too long, whereby desperation has clouded better judgement.
Whoa there! You think that girl is hot? She's totally not, must be your Artemis Syndrome acting up again.
by theArtemician March 2, 2010
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1. A series of books full of wit, intellegence, action and humor. Often dissed by the dim-witted.
2. Artemis Fowl II, the main character of the Artemis Fowl book series. A young boy genius who's chosen career is criminal mastermind. The only human to ever outwit the not-so-mythical race known as the elves. Kidnapped Holly Short, a fairy police officer with the Lower Elements Police Recon (I forget how to spell the full word), or LEPrecon.
3.Artemis Fowl I, the main character's father and rolemodel. Kidnapped by the Russian Mafia.
4. Greek goddess of the hunt. Artemis Fowl was named after her.
1. I am a great fan of the Artemis Fowl books.
2. Artemis Fowl is the most intelligent youth to ever grace the pages of literature.
3. Artemis Fowl turned over a new leaf after Holly and Artemis saved him.
by Darian December 24, 2003
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a very clever and action-packed book with many likeable characters and villians but if u can read and understand the book,chances are tht yur friends or cousins wont and think yur stupid while they stick to safe books like arthur.
ARTEMIS FOWL SERIES:

1.ARTEMIS FOWL
2.ARTEMIS FOWL:the arctic incident
3.ARTEMIS FOWL:the eternity code
4.ARTEMIS FOWL:the opal deception
5.ARTEMIS FOWL:the last colony (coming out this september)

a spinoff of the series called the artemis fowl files is also out
by amit tiwari August 20, 2006
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A series of books by Eoin Colfer. He plans to make six books. The Artemis Fowl books that have been published are:
Artemis Fowl
Artemis Fowl: The Arctic Incident
Artemis Fowl: The Eternity Code
Artemis Fowl: The Opal Deception

The fifth book is to be named:
Artemis Fowl: The Last Colony (Source: A meeting with Eoin Colfer himself ;D)
Artemis Fowl could be my best friend. He may be more intelligent then me, but we talk the same.
by Thrashmeister April 21, 2006
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