arbitraitor

Someone who claims to be an independent and prejudice-free dispute-settler, but secretly has his own agenda in deciding said contentious matters.

No matter how a judge rules, da losing party is likely gonna think dat said robed gavel-thumper is just an arbitraitor who either unfairly favors da other side, or is planning to commit one or more crimes of his own regarding da issue under discussion.

by QuacksO December 29, 2023

paid agitator

A person who is paid to agitate another person or other people. A paid agitator can also be politically or personally motivated.

Owen: Who is that person that drove me up the wall over cats?
Lisa: That's just a paid agitator named Richard Davis.

by vincentupsdellred August 23, 2018

Solex Agitators

The crowd of inherently dumb protesters trying to push for solar energy thinking that it will magically solve all of the world's problems. They think solar energy is "free and clean" while in reality neither is the case and they don't care about researching on that matter because they think they are too smart to be educated by someone else. These people also think the only reason why the world relies on crude oil is because of some kind of deep conspiracy shit by them oil tycoons. They are somewhat different from the other environmental activists because you cannot use logic or reason to argue with Solex agitators because deep in their minds terms like practicality, feasibility, viability etc don't exist at all.

Reporter: Would you mind telling me what you guys are protesting about?
Protester: We want to shut down all nuclear, coal and hydro power plants immediately.
Reporter: If we do that then where would we get our electricity from?
Protester: From the sun, Duh!
Reporter: Get a load of these Solex Agitators.

by Kachumber May 7, 2020