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erotic aquarium

This is the act of putting the tip of your penis into a condom and filling it with urine and then jacking off (or preferably having a girl...or guy if that's your preference, do it for you) into it. Voila! millions of little white fishies swimming around in a tank full of golden liquid.
Dude, I went over to cindy's house the other night and we made an erotic aquarium.
by xenoflux May 30, 2006
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Romanian Aquarium

When you stand on your knees looking up, and get your mouth filled with piss, cum, or in some cases, extremely loose diarrhea. Occasionally, a mixture may be used, often including alcohol. After your mouth is completely filled, you put small fish into the liquid, creating an aquarium.
Me and my friends were bored, so we created a Romanian Aquarium. I accidentally managed to swallow it after a while.
by pipecleaner81 February 24, 2023
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Aquadump

A dump in the middle of a big area of water
Hey everyone The teacher took an aquadump in the aquarium at animal kingdom!
by IJustDamnedU February 28, 2017
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Aquarium Bow

It is when pressure is aplied to a bow and you vibrate your mouth slightly to make it sound like your under water-explaining the aquarium part.
Hey McLean do an Aquarium Bow...*Aquarium Bow*.....Yay!
by Rob McLean April 1, 2005
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dirty aquarium

A diarrhea event that stains the toilet water a weak tea color and leaves a layer of brown sludge in the bottom of the bowl that resembles dirty sand resulting in a toilet that looks like an aquarium in dire need of cleaning.
I wish you would flush after you shit.That toilet looks like a dirty aquarium.
by wolfbait51 November 14, 2011
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Awkward Aquarium

An awkward turtle moment so intensely huge and uncomfortable that it is like a tankful of awkward turtles.
Wow my old gym teacher tripping and falling straight into my boobs was a real awkward aquarium.
by Awkward_Diva September 28, 2009
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tapping the aquarium

Advising a terrible poker player how to play better. Also known as "Waking the fish"
Somebody be kind and start tapping the aquarium before he loses the rent money.
by Bill gronos June 27, 2006
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