anticlimactic

It describes a situation which has a fancy climax but with a simple ending. For example, if an author spend a whole page writing how he/she struggled to catch the fish and say in the end, "then I let the fish go," them it is anticlimactic.

The ending of this movie was very anticlimactic.

by Little Mushroom March 1, 2016

anticipashit

An unplanned bowel movement experienced shortly after contacting your narcotics dealer for cocaine.

"I just phoned Mike, and now I have to go for an anticipashit."

by lexcomplex May 29, 2009

Anticonformity

Irony at its finest.

Average person: Dude, why are you wearing horn rimmed glasses that dont have lenses?
Hipster/Anticonformist: I am an anticonformist, and wearing horn rimmed glasses would be, like, totally conformist
Average person: But then...wouldnt you be strictly conforming to anticonformity? HAH, thats so self contradicting
Hipster/Anticonformist: NO! (insert absurd rationalization or denial here)

by liberal_egocentrism October 12, 2011

Anticerbate

Anticipating the act of masturbating.

Pete saw a NSFW side boob pic of Jessica Alba, he immediately began to anticerbate.

by mini man2 October 18, 2012

anticipation dump

When people shit on themselves in anticipation of someone else shitting on them. People think this will shield some criticism, but really it just gives assholes better material.

"I know I'm not a very good singer, and my massive love handles detract from my already terrible singing, but please be respectful while I attempt (insert Miley Cyrus song here)"

Most crappy youtube performers take nice big anticipation dumps in their self-descriptions

by tripleski6 June 21, 2011

anticipation bottle

A bottle of hard liquor that someone purchases while still owning a partially consumed bottle of the same or similar liquor. The bottle is purchased with the thinking that the partially consumed bottle will soon be fully consumed and the person doesn't want to be put in the situation where they've run out completely.

"Don't you already have half a bottle of Jim Beam at home?"
"Yeah but this is my ANTICIPATION BOTTLE. I don't want to run out. It's only Friday!"

by Scott Fremont August 10, 2006

anticrastination

to expedite desired actions, in order to counteract habitual avoidance behavior. The opposite of procrastination.

If you don't practice anticrastination you will never get anything done.

by travellabyrinth December 29, 2007