by johnnywaxol May 25, 2008
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by Sniffy Sniff October 21, 2011
Get the Applonian mug.Appleton is a small ass yuppie suburb located in north-eastern Wisconsin; Yet, it is home to some notable people, festivals, and moments in history.
Appleton natives include some fucked up people, such as Harry Houdini, Joseph McCarthy, and The John Birch Society. Willem Dafoe also hails from Appleton.
Appleton happens to host the longest Flag Day Parade and the largest annual ska concert in the Midwest - "SKAppleton".
As for moments in history, Appleton's Valley Fair Shopping Center (now almost completely demolished) was one of the first enclosed shopping malls in the United States. Appleton was also the first city in Wisconsin to have a telephone and the first city outside of the East Coast to have incandescent light.
Appleton natives include some fucked up people, such as Harry Houdini, Joseph McCarthy, and The John Birch Society. Willem Dafoe also hails from Appleton.
Appleton happens to host the longest Flag Day Parade and the largest annual ska concert in the Midwest - "SKAppleton".
As for moments in history, Appleton's Valley Fair Shopping Center (now almost completely demolished) was one of the first enclosed shopping malls in the United States. Appleton was also the first city in Wisconsin to have a telephone and the first city outside of the East Coast to have incandescent light.
by a.i.k. October 14, 2008
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by coraleclipseee July 9, 2007
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noun, plural apple·thies.
1. absence or suppression of passion, emotion, or excitement after a new Apple announcement.
2. lack of interest in or concern for Apple announcements that others find moving or exciting.
noun, plural apple·thies.
1. absence or suppression of passion, emotion, or excitement after a new Apple announcement.
2. lack of interest in or concern for Apple announcements that others find moving or exciting.
Those fanboys are so excited about the new iPhone. I feel nothing but Applethy. Same phone, different case.
by iJonB September 10, 2013
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Get the applethetic mug.1. The study of all things related to Apple, iPad, iPhone, iPod, Mac, etc. and the humble beginnings and future of the company, up to and including Steve Jobs' personal life.
2. The typical half-assed explanation and semi-remorseful corrective action proffered by Apple whenever one of its products has a less than stellar launch.
2. The typical half-assed explanation and semi-remorseful corrective action proffered by Apple whenever one of its products has a less than stellar launch.
1. Dude, I'm taking Applology 101 at Kissass U this fall semester!
2. Dude, I appreciate Apple's applology and this nifty little $.59 case they provided for free so my iPhone 4.0 can finally get reception!
2. Dude, I appreciate Apple's applology and this nifty little $.59 case they provided for free so my iPhone 4.0 can finally get reception!
by dookeyboy November 20, 2010
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