applecart

an extremely stupid, or foolish person.

Look at Jeff! He is such a friggin Applecart!

by Ed the head June 30, 2005

Applepants

When someone kicks you in the crotch so hard that your dick swells into the size of an apple.

Person 1: OMG I can't believe she kicked him in the nuts so hard!

Person 2: Yeah he's totally got applepants.

by Kannibis March 29, 2010

Applenaut

The term applenaut is derived from the act of smoking marijuana from a pipe made from an apple. Much like astronauts, when you smoke, your objective is to get high. Generally speaking, astronauts also get high when they are in space, hence the term applenaut.

Guy one: "Hey, how are we going to smoke this?"
Guy two: "Oh dude, we are totally going to applenaut this one!"

by Battletoads For Wii June 25, 2010

mrs.applegate

Mrs.Applegate is a bitch who always gets kids in trouble for some reason and doesn’t know how to shave.No one likes her and everyone wants to drop out of her class

Mrs.Applegate got me in trouble for “destructing her property”

by TuMadre234 February 6, 2020

applegateish

The act of talking rambling nonsense poop or anything complicated about computers.

For example:

"I was 12-23"
"N00D"
"PooP"
"Your Mom Makes Know Sense"
or

"As the MIB configurations are text files you can search for keywords in them using the grep command. This examples searches for the MIBs that keep track of TCP connections and returns the RFC1213 and TCP MIBs as the result."

"The service iptables save command permanently saves the iptables configuration in the file. "

"The regestry was corrupted by a bad cylinder"

by David Applegate III Conquer of Bulchanda June 22, 2005

APPLEFART

STUPID EGG HAT

Bruh, why are you wearing that Applefart? It looks worse than a Christmas Sweater

by SlapBassZero January 3, 2021

applegator

the hybrid of an alligator and an apple

"Man, that lake sure is filled with applegators."

"Have you tried eating it?"

by okmasterletskilldaho January 30, 2021