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Apocalyptic Betty

From the woman who brought us NiMb.ie, Yaoi, and The Missionary Kids, comes Apocalyptic Betty, an EBM solo act, planning on album release in 2009.
Apocalyptic Betty is some really crazy EBM shit.
by toee December 3, 2006
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Pre-Apocalyptic Phase

The phase of time before a predicted apocalypse when people don't spend any money or bother to do much, just in case there really is an apocalypse.
Mum: I'm just going to go out shopping. I'll be back in a few minutes.
Kid: Don't bother, there's an apocalypse due on Friday. You can shop on Saturday
Mum: But i need to get the Christmas chicken
Kid: SATURDAY

(Day after apocalypse)

Kid: Ok you can go now
Mum: Finally!
Dad: Don't blame him. It was just the Pre-Apocalyptic Phase. Don't want that money to go to waste!
by anonfromhell December 20, 2012
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apocalyptica

Pieces of euphemeral media and comestibles collected in the belief that the world as-we-know0it will soon end.
'Check it out; tinned beans, bowie knife, and a lifetime subscription to readers digest... i gots all the apocalyptica up in here'
by anun January 28, 2004
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apocalypticflood

a homie dats skilled in dark art n cult shiz.
ohhh fukk.. where mai apocalypticflood.
by DjC August 16, 2003
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Apocalyptic Cats

Cats that start worldwide disaster by wasting all the metal by eating cat food and they eat all the fish so no more marine life and they kill all the rats and mice so there is too many mousetraps and cheese then the humans tred on the moustraps and die and the cats drink all the milk so the cows have to boost production and they get so tired that they die and they are being led by a Cat-aclysmic Cat.
Cat lover: I have 100 Apocalyptic cats and a Cat-aclysmic Cat
Cat hater: Finally! My cat cannon will come in use!
Cat lover: Hey what?? NO!
Cat hater: Yes! They will start apocalypse!
Cat lover: They are my cats, you can't do anything about them.
Cat hater: World War III! Prepare to die sucker!
by Horse Power January 2, 2017
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apocalyptic anxiety

A form of anxiety, where one experiences panic attacks when they think of apocalyptic scenarios. For example; environmental disasters like global warming, tsunamis and earthquakes
Frank: The turtles are dying bro

Me: “expresses my apocalyptic anxiety by reeeing like no tomorrow
by Tes Tickles September 23, 2019
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Apocalyptic Little Cunt

Big titty bitches whom listen to angry music whilst driving and or working. Sometimes a satan worshipper.
You are an apocalyptic little cunt listening to that music
by Barttles May 22, 2020
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