apocalyptic

a description of a person, place, item or event that was epically amazing in everyway.

Wow man, did you go to that Presidents of the United States concert? It was sool cool, it was practically apocalyptic!

by Becca the Rainbow monster August 4, 2008

Apocalypsing

To treat your relationship too seriously

He is Apocalypsing his relationship.

by BigSmoke40 November 20, 2020

Apocalyptic Dining

Beginning with dessert and working your way toward the vegetables.

We're having a party tonight, apocalyptic dining style, bring a cake.

by GrabandGo May 31, 2016

Post-Apocalyptic empathy

When a person who has lived through a great number of hardships in life shows the appropriate amount of baseline empathy, but the empathetic expression is couched in a level of practicality, survival and utilitarianism.

Jean-Claude Van Damme did a great job at conveying post-apocalyptic empathy in the 1989 movie Cyborg. There are small moments where he conveys great emotional responses in only split second intervals because he's mostly having to continue kicking ass.

by milesgilesniles May 18, 2020

Symphonic Post-Apocalyptic Reindeer-Grinding Christ-Abusing Extreme War Pagan Fennoscandian metal

A subgenre of heavy metal taking inspiration from Symphonic Black Metal and features lyrics about life in Finland and the mistrust of Finnish Christianity, and glorifying the Warlike Pagan lifestyles of the neighboring countries' history. The lyrics focus on the solution to the mundane Finnish lifestyle being the Apocalypse. The only band that plays this currently is Impaled Rektum.

"You guys look like a weird heavy metal band"
"Yes, we are a band"
"Really? What do you play?"
"Symphonic Post-Apocalyptic Reindeer-Grinding Christ-Abusing Extreme War Pagan Fennoscandian metal"

by Yharimus September 27, 2023

Apocalypsing

Becoming too serious in the beginning of a relationship, being Ted Mosby

Look at Alex trying to be Ted Mosby, someone tell this kid that not every girl is his Robin.
Alex needs to stop apocalypsing!

by PopBlink November 22, 2020

Apocalyptic J

Another name for blunt or joint.

"Dude I just smoked this fat Apocalyptic J."

"nice!"

by KsTeezy June 15, 2008