Fuck up an Anvil

Someone who could fuck up the simplest of requests.

Guy 1: I ask him to find my mail a letter and he forgets to put a damn stamp on it...

Guy 2: Wow, he could fuck up an anvil

by That_Toast_Swag November 22, 2011

Pushin The Anvil

When you're in a tight spot, between a rock and a hard place, when the chips are down (or stacked against you), when you're behind the eight ball...then, my friend, you're "Pushin The Anvil".

Man 1: Shit sweetback, I just wanted to chief and space g's tonizzle! I should've never agreed to back you up against this gang of bikers, man, we're really pushin' the anvil now.

Man 2: Shut the fuck up.

by Marco St. John June 30, 2004

corpse anvil

Another name for a person partaking in the act of munging, but more specifically, the person who slams down on the dead body to distribute the mung.

See: mung

- I'm so happy!

- Why is that?

- I'm going munging tonight with my teacher, and she said that I could be the corpse anvil!

by Labus December 12, 2008

Fuck up an Anvil

An ability to screw up simple tasks. Commonly written out as "X could fuck up an anvil" it is meant to imply a thing that should otherwise be unbreakable is not safe with them. A common revision of the insult involves adding the words "with a rubber mallet," as the fact that rubber is softer than steel means it should be impossible for a rubber mallet to do any damage to a steel anvil.

"Did Mike just touch the thing with the big sign right next to it that says 'do not touch?'"
"Yeah. Mike ... Mike could fuck up an anvil."
"With a rubber hammer."

by MapleStreet May 8, 2020

Drop An Anvil

This is a phrase used to describe pure anger. When you want badly to bring pain apon your enemies.

There goes James again... I just wanna drop an anvil on him.
This guy is so annoying, let's drop an anvil on him!

by No Food Before Bed September 4, 2022

The Anvil

The anvil is a sex position where the guy lays on the dick high and a woman who is 300 + jumps ass first on his cock usually resulting in a broken penis unless you perfectly aim.

Hey Nathan sharp, what did you do with your girl last night?

“Nothing much, just had her do The Anvil on me”.

by Bandit HD December 3, 2018

Ice Anvil

The most feared commonity known to man. Able to crash a human skull with ease due to the fact that it's an ANVIL MADE OUT OF ICE. There's no hope to stop Ice Anvil, it will surely rule us all one day.

As Mary looked up towards the sky to admire the noon day sun, ICE ANVIL dropped on her head, killing her instantly. 'Twas was a lovely day that day, though.

by RPD March 29, 2003