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Anti-simp

An anti-simp has the same prospects as a simp, but shows his affection and love for the women in question in means of teasing and playfully being mean and/or being extremely mean. Also unlike a Simp anti-simps can have a personality.
Jess: "How was your boyfriend different from the other thirty guys online?"
Alexandra: "He was an Anti-Simp."
by Khprii's Son April 9, 2020
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antisipoop

A word used to describe the feelings of anticipation and the urge of pooping simotanisiously , enevidbly leading up to the event of picking up a substance called Benzocaine commonly cut with cocain. This feeling can only be felt by the customers of this product.
" hey Lilo "!! Said stitch , as he went and got this product ... I already have the antisipoops, would you hurry home before I poop ...
by Wolfeinsteinsneeds October 31, 2017
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Antisippation

This is the feeling of both dread and desire as one braces for the scalding hot beverage you're about to drink or sip from (usually, but not limited to) a hot "to go" cup. Your drink of choice is awaiting to be consumed -- but has been brewed and poured into a vessel that maintains its 387ºF (196ºC; 470ºK) temperature...so, it's CERTAINLY going to take at least 5 layers of skin off of your tongue and the roof of your mouth, as well as melt every amalgam filling you've ever had. It will certainly strip the first two layers of dentin from every tooth.... but... you simply can't resist. You MUST. Drink. This. NOW! Ever-so-carefully....
This (coffee/tea/etc) smells SO good! I better be careful though; they just poured it. I'm feeling overwhelming antisippation.
by DanielNotDan July 12, 2019
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Anti-Simp

To understand the definition of an anti-simp, one must understand the definition of a simp, make it fit to all genders and then take the opposite.

An anti-simp (noun) is someone who does simp for someone without a rational reason, and then does the opposite of simping to show they don't simp.

Anti-Simps would change their opinions, like simps, to oppose people. So they will always be on a negative standing with whom they anti-simp (verb).
1st conversation

Jack: Want to go eat pizza?
Anti-Simp: No, I hate pizza.

2nd conversation:

John: I don't like pizza.
Anti-Simp: I love pizza.
by Slaztic October 18, 2020
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anti-simp

anti-simp "What is an anti simp, Jake"
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anti-simp

Definition of anti-simp has nothing to do with women. An anti-simp is a man, or even woman, who just find simps disgusting, for well known reasons.
I have nothing for or against simps, but Jim? Oh, boy. He's tremendous anti-simp!
by Thinkagain_375 May 26, 2022
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