The next day after a night of binging and after eventually regaining the agonising sensation of sobriety: the first coherent sentence from their mouths, "I'm never drinking again"
... never once has that vow held it's integrity, consequently forming a vicious cycle of binge drinking and denial for the rest of their hypocritical lives.
... never once has that vow held it's integrity, consequently forming a vicious cycle of binge drinking and denial for the rest of their hypocritical lives.
Bob: Alright Earl? How's the hangover?
Earl: Aw horrible -- I'm never drinking again.
Bob: ... so I'll see you at the pub tonight? Carl's giving us a lock-in.
Earl: YEAH!
Bob: You really need to stop with the Sober Atonement mate, makes you seem like a pathetic wanker... what would Jesus say?
Earl: Aw horrible -- I'm never drinking again.
Bob: ... so I'll see you at the pub tonight? Carl's giving us a lock-in.
Earl: YEAH!
Bob: You really need to stop with the Sober Atonement mate, makes you seem like a pathetic wanker... what would Jesus say?
by ganeshaonyaba September 20, 2009
Get the Sober Atonement mug.Eggman’s Announcement is a meme that originated from a fan-dub of the platformer Sonic Adventure 2. The meme consists of Eggman going live on Twitter.Com to rant about Shadow The Hedgehog pissing on his Wife. Thus he pisses on the moon.
Uh oh this guy it’s going to make Eggman’s announcement!
Eggman: “I have an announcement, shadow the hedgehog is a bitchass motherfucker!” (A quote of the meme).
Eggman: “I have an announcement, shadow the hedgehog is a bitchass motherfucker!” (A quote of the meme).
by Sober Blam April 25, 2023
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I've come to make an announcement, Shadow the hedgehog is a bitch ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife. That's right, he took his hedgehog fuckin' quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife and he said his dick was... "THIS BIG" and I said "that's disgusting!". So I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com; Shadow the hedgehog, you got a small dick, it's the size of this walnut except way SMALLER!! And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like!
BFFRRHOOOOOOMM!!! (*Shows his death egg stick*)
That's right baby! Tall points, no quills, no pillows, look at that it looks like two balls and a bong!! He fucked my wife so guess what? I'm gonna fuck the earth, that's right this is what you get... MY SUPER LASER PISS!!
Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth, I'm gonna go higher... I'm pissing on THE MOOOOOOONNN!!!!!
How do you like that OBAMA? I pissed on the moon you idiot!! You have 23 hours before the piss DRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROPPPLLLLLLLETSSS hit the fucking earth! Now get out of my sight, before I piss on you too.
BFFRRHOOOOOOMM!!! (*Shows his death egg stick*)
That's right baby! Tall points, no quills, no pillows, look at that it looks like two balls and a bong!! He fucked my wife so guess what? I'm gonna fuck the earth, that's right this is what you get... MY SUPER LASER PISS!!
Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth, I'm gonna go higher... I'm pissing on THE MOOOOOOONNN!!!!!
How do you like that OBAMA? I pissed on the moon you idiot!! You have 23 hours before the piss DRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROPPPLLLLLLLETSSS hit the fucking earth! Now get out of my sight, before I piss on you too.
-I've come to make an announcement, Shadow the hedgehog is a bitch ass motherfucker, he pissed on my-
-*uncontrollable laughter*
-fucking wife
-mommy?
-*uncontrollable laughter*
-fucking wife
-mommy?
by Henry's_definitions_K11 February 11, 2022
Get the I've come to make an announcement mug.Public service announcment or PSA is a short animated or live action film used to tell an important announcment.
Dude 1:yo did you the public service announcement about drunk driving??
Dude 2: dafuck is public service announcement
Dude 2: dafuck is public service announcement
by Aemkayfellow May 25, 2022
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by TheRealSpiritMan January 18, 2023
Get the Atonement mug.Today's forecast will include the following:
Some definite blizzards of server crashing,
A drizzle of lag and instability,
A pile of repairs,
And perhaps a long-overdue server change.
See shit, crap, beekin, and twink.
Some definite blizzards of server crashing,
A drizzle of lag and instability,
A pile of repairs,
And perhaps a long-overdue server change.
See shit, crap, beekin, and twink.
by Blah December 14, 2003
Get the Weather announcements mug.Involves a 5 storey chocolate fondu fountain!!. Ppl have marshmellows, fruit etc, is lovely, but then Henry makes the revelation of the century!
An example of an Anal Announcement:
"wait a minute, *looks at heart chocolates on the table*, omg, this is it, why not have, *holds heart chocolate*, chocolate, DIPPED, in MORE CHOCOLATE!
*he races over to the fondu, and stands there dipping away for a gd 5 mins*...oh wait we're all QUEER!!"
"wait a minute, *looks at heart chocolates on the table*, omg, this is it, why not have, *holds heart chocolate*, chocolate, DIPPED, in MORE CHOCOLATE!
*he races over to the fondu, and stands there dipping away for a gd 5 mins*...oh wait we're all QUEER!!"
by LAhappyguy November 23, 2006
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