Angry Pinata

The act of blowing your load on your girl's face, then creating the papier-mache effect on her face with colorful crepe paper, and then you spin around three times and try to hit her with a bat.

Jim: Jack, why are you buying a baseball bat when you don't play baseball?

Jack: Well Jim, I am trying the Angry Pinata on the wife tonight...

Jim: Oh wow, you are going to need some colorful paper too!

by They Call Me Stallion October 28, 2015

Angry Moose Knuckle

Refers to a large, angry, heavy set girl. Many times the sex can turn violent. Semi-related to the Sea Donkey

"John, last night I accidentally hooked up with an angry moose knuckle. I thought she was going to rip my dick off"

by ballsdeep78 July 9, 2009

angry scorpion

when you are about to have sex with a girl and you put icy hot on your cock (after you put a condom on) twist both of her nipples at the same time and thrust your cock into her pussy causing a stinging and burnig sensation

dude my chick cheated on me and crashed my car so i gave her an angry scorpion

by the scorpion August 19, 2008

Golden Angry Drago-Lincus (Furni-Hit variation)

it is when you're giving her an angry dragon with a twist.
instead of cum it is your piss that's coming out of her nose while your licking her asshole and striking her head against the bed's corner.

while with your MOM i Golden Angry Drago-Lincus (Furni-Hit variation) the shit out of her against the bed.

by DaddyDaou & Father GG July 7, 2023

The angry hurricane

Putting hot sauce on a girls vagina then eating her out

Yo Kris gave that girl the angry hurricane. Damn that bitch must be hurtin

by bitchesbehatin May 19, 2010

Angry penguin

When a woman handcuffs a mans hands behind his back and jerks him off until he’s about to cum then reach down and take his wallet and he will chase after you like a angry penguin.

*Sarah handcuffed ricks hands*
*sarah jerked rick off until he almost came and took ricks wallet*
“Hey come back here with my wallet” rick screams as he is chasing after Sarah like an angry penguin

by Dabbbs November 16, 2017

Angry Ishgar

When one consumes too much of the desired Viagra, and must sit at home all day angrily masturbating until it wares off.

Girl(sees boyfriend has locked himself in his room for 5 hours): Sugar puff? What's wrong we were suppose to go for breakfast 5 hours ago.
Guy (angrily masturbating): We have a problem...
Girl (opens door and sees him): O God you overloaded on the V again didn't you? Looks like someones got the case of Angry Ishgar

by cowbell123456 January 21, 2008