anoxering

Skipping meals on purpose. Not taking time to eat. Too busy to eat.

Kristen was anoxering so she wouldn't go to lunch with us today.

by JWhoa April 17, 2009

Zombie Answering Machine

See: Zombie Vibrator

"Brrrtzzzzt! Hello? Hello? Are you there? Pick up!"

by Fagbot and jessor December 27, 2003

quilt angeling

relaxing on your bed in the nip usally after a shower or a bath.

Hay do you do quilt angeling?

Dunknow whats that.?

Its when you relax on your bed in the nude after a shower.

Well thats a bit wierd. You dont do it do you?

Oh um ... no.

by david hassilhof May 9, 2010

Answering Machine Actress

Commonly a female who displays her emotions about a voicemail before getting off the phone. Characteristics include hand motions and the use of the word "Whatever" whilst someone is in the vicinity.

"Yo look at the shawty over there. She actin' a fool looking like a Answering Machine Actress."

by Hunter S. Thompsonian January 11, 2009

Anal Angeling

The act of fish-hooking the male-asshole in a failed attempt of hitting the prostate gland resulting in pain and epic fail.

I accidentally performed anal angeling on a guyI thought that hitting the male g-spot was accomplished by using the "come-hither" motion, the same as hitting the female g-spot.

by TheAnalAngler September 12, 2011

answering machine

An electronic device which is designed to automatically answer your phone calls. People who are too cheap to get voice mail usually have an answering machine.

I got rid of my answering machine and got voice mail instead.

by Qbert August 22, 2003

answering a higher calling

1. quitting, especially if done so prematurely.
2. abandoning one's post
From Alaska governor Sarah Palin's speech on her decision to abandon her post as governor before her term expired.

Wide receiver: "Hey, where are you going? It's only the start of the third quarter!"
Quarterback: "See you later chump. I'm answering a higher calling."

by Fe-ic July 6, 2009