Joe: "Oh shit dude, Angelina Jolie is so fucking hot! I'd tap that in a second."
John: "But you never, ever, ever will, Joe. Ever. In fact, by the time you're old enough to even remotely have a shot, she'll no longer be hot. The very fabric of spacetime is stopping you from tapping that ass."
John: "But you never, ever, ever will, Joe. Ever. In fact, by the time you're old enough to even remotely have a shot, she'll no longer be hot. The very fabric of spacetime is stopping you from tapping that ass."
by Bigkahkistan January 23, 2009
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One of the hottest women in Hollywood for sure, though I must admit her lips a bit overated, and the whole "I'm straight but I'd do Angelina Jolie" thing is so cliche and lame.
Eitherway she's a very sweet chick who actually cares about the poor, and adopts children from 3rd world countries. She isn't too trendy (which is a good thing) but still has a very cool style like Gwen Stefani, and she has some tight original tattoo's.
Eitherway she's a very sweet chick who actually cares about the poor, and adopts children from 3rd world countries. She isn't too trendy (which is a good thing) but still has a very cool style like Gwen Stefani, and she has some tight original tattoo's.
by jolina April 12, 2005
Get the angelina jolie mug.Angelin is a french girl's name meaning angel or angelic. Angelin is typically beautiful with quite a larger than life personality. She may seem shy or quiet at first, but once you get to know her she is a ball of pure energy. She has a knack for balancing on the thin line of being sexy but innocent at the same time. Once you find one of these girls, you better hang on to her for dear life, for you would be greatly missing Angelin once she is gone.
by Stinky P. February 24, 2010
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Living proof that God wants men to be happy.
A goddess on earth.
Major boner-fuel.
Living proof that God wants men to be happy.
A goddess on earth.
Major boner-fuel.
by HelloSidney May 12, 2008
Get the angelina jolie mug.Better known as Tomb Raider. Jolie is the world's most famous archaeologist. Her exploits were depicted in the Tomb Raider series of video games and films. Due to her incredible hotness, Jolie became Male Masturbation Fantasy # 1 for three years in a row between 2001 and 2003.
by Samantha Fox November 7, 2007
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