Albion is a little shit hole in Michigan it's nicknames little Detroit because of its failing community and rising murder and crime sprees. Half the buildings are crack houses and unlivable, for instances to see in this town is the methlab that blew up directly across from the police department. I think the only good thing is probably victory park, not sure what it was victorious for... Wait some kids drowned there, so I guess that isn't even good. Guess it's just the smaller version of the worst part of Detroit. Avoid at all costs. It's 70% blacks, 10% whites, 20% Mexicans .09999 of any other race. Just follow the red brick road right the hell out of this city right into hick century lurking at every outskirt. Such as the hick only town springport, commonly called DUCK TUCKY.
Let's stop in to Albion on the way to Jackson. No you wouldn't want to do that unless you would like to get robbed for your shoes.
by DodgeChick23 February 13, 2016
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A small liberal arts college in an itty-bitty, teensy-weensy town in the middle of Michigan.

The students find creative uses for their time. Activities include: athletics, studying, practicing, procrastinating, "socializing", socializing, Greek life, and Facebooking.

Class sizes are small. Course content is challenging. There's a rock and some squirrels.
Albion College is a college.
by notsomejerk September 14, 2011
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An online (mostly offline) MMORPG.
The servers gets DDOSed alot for ransom money, therefore the name "Albion offline".
Person 1:"hey man do you play albion online?"
Person 2:"you mean albion offline?"
Person 1:"yeah"
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A small suburb at the bottom of Macquarie pass, New South Wales, filled with women with rats tails, men with no grammatical skill and children with drugs, weapons and insults that they don't even understand.

Albion Park is over run by gangs such as the 'Rail Rat's' the common trouble making, foul mouthed customers at McDonald's or 'Home' as they call it, the female 'Rail Rat's' rare to come by one that isn't cake faced, sucking face, punching face, ugly faced or pregnant are unique finds and when found should be photographed for evidence as that species is yet to be seen and must be proved for existence.

Albion Park Train station aka Park Traino is often mistaken as a brothel and drug market by prostitues and dealers.
Any one with greasy hair in Albion Park
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A shitty working mens club in the middle of Cannock, Staffordshire.
Address: 195 Cemetery Road, Cannock, WS11 2QG
Telephone: 01543502744
by Dave Shepherd January 7, 2005
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A shit hole liberal arts college in the middle of nowhere Michigan aka Albion. The surrounding city is a ghetto. The school itself is full of drunk pot heads who think they're the shit cause mom and pop foot the bill for everything, including their half-assed Albion "education". You literally pay for your degree at this "liberal arts college". The administration wants to beef up the sports program, but fails to remind themselves that they're a division 3 school. The majority of the students (besides being white) are from Grosse Pointe, MI...and it shows.

And always remember when choosing a frat for a party: No Delt after dark!
Banner: 'Albion College: Always Thinking.'

Student: "More like - Albion College, Alway Drinking."
by ShipToShore October 25, 2010
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