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Americunt

A combonation of American and cunt referring to an American that you dislike.
"George Bush is the biggest Americunt"
by 2345432545324534332455435454 August 17, 2007
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Fat Americans

Term used by much of the English speaking world to define the causes of all the worlds failings, Fat Americans know no love, sympathy, or empathy, all they know is the directions to the nearest McDonald's to lard up, complain about high fuel prices, support international poverty and block social reforms.
Person 1: why is my Netherlands house being swamped by seawater?

Person 2: Because the Fat Americans cannot be bothered to walk more than 5 metres so drive instead.

Person 1: ahh i see

Person A: Why is my country in so much dept?

Person B: Because the Fat Americans wanted sub-prime mortgages

Person A: Motherfukers
by mundaun April 25, 2010
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Americans

Brits who went to America killed the natives and were too stingy to pay the small tea tax. They went mad because of the tea deprivation and decided they wanted independence! They swore never ever to drink tea ever again.
Me: Do you at least have a kettle!
Americans: *sweating*
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Tri-City Americans

A semi-pro hockey team based out of the Tri-Cities, Washington. The "Americans" are 99.9% made up of Canadian players. One of their main rivals are the Spokane Chiefs. The Tri-City Americans play at the Toyota Center in Kennewick, Washington.
Person 1: "Hockey tonight?"

Person 2: "Hell yeah! I want me some Tri-City Americans!"

Person 1: "You mean Canadians?"

Person 2: "Eh?"
by Jenny Q April 19, 2008
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Irregular Americans

The politically correct term used to refer to circus freaks.
"I even helped a whole town of circus freaks — dammit, you're not supposed to call them 'freaks' — Irregular Americans."
by Solo Amadeus October 24, 2022
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Americunt

Typical American Person. Can also be an Americanised foreigner residing in the USA. Loud, often fat, ignorant, culturally unaware, and generally very very stupid.

They are easily spotted outside of their own country.
Most likely unable to find France on a map, and are gaurunteed not to know the capital of Australia.

Stongly hated by citizens of other countries for being so American, and being proud of it. Term Originates from Britain, and can be used frequently to describe anyone possesing an American Passport.
Example 1:

English Person 1: Mate look at those twats over there, they're obviously Americunts.
English Person 2: Yeh, that's a given. That knob on the left is wearing a World or Warcraft T-shit.

Example 2:

English Person: That new beat by David guetta is sick, have you heard it?
Americunt: Who is David Guetta?
English Person: Piss off you Americunt.

Example 3:

Americunt: Hey man I got so smashed last night, like I nearly died man it was awesome.
English Person: That's not awesome you Americunt. What did you drink?
Americunt: Bud Light
English Person: Fuck off

Example 4:

English Person: Hey do you want to go down to the pub for a few beers?
Americunt: No dude, I'm underage.
English Person: How old are you?
Americunt: 20
English Person: It's 18 in civilised countries you slice of shit
Americunt: I didn't know that
English Person: Yeah i know, you fat Americunt
by Jackk123D June 30, 2009
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Americunt

Insult used by usually a British person to describe an American person, often used as Anti-American pro-british patriotism.
Antonyms include 'A merry cunt'
American: Hey you fag!
British: Fuck off you Americunt!
by taigster22 April 17, 2007
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