After someone has just said something which could be taken the wrong way (an innuendo)unintentionally, rather than laughing at the dirty meaning of it by yourself, you can say "ambush", so everyone understands and can laugh along.
Very useful for when children are around and you're ambushing a sexual innuendo, thus can't explain.
If the innuendo was on purpose, you can claim it was a suicide mission, excusing you.
Very useful for when children are around and you're ambushing a sexual innuendo, thus can't explain.
If the innuendo was on purpose, you can claim it was a suicide mission, excusing you.
Adam: I need a funny example of an ambush
Mally: erm
Mally: For UD right? Dammit my innuendos have dried up
Jon: Ambush!
Mally: Suicide mission!
Mally: erm
Mally: For UD right? Dammit my innuendos have dried up
Jon: Ambush!
Mally: Suicide mission!
by fredthedeadhead February 02, 2006
Situation: a top level executive is sponsoring a project which is in trouble or failing (in the red) but s/he don't know it. S/he gets surprised with this fact by a peer (rival) in a top level meeting, perhaps perhaps in front of the CEO or the board.
"My boss was really furious this morning. He got ambushed in the Board Meeting on the XYZ project. Even though it's been hopeless for months, we'd been telling him it was a challenge but we'd make it."
"Why didn't you tell him sooner?"
"Because he would be furious at us."
"Why didn't you tell him sooner?"
"Because he would be furious at us."
by jemand September 26, 2008
Tina was casually walking down the street when she was suddenly ambushed by an elderly woman.
"mom! I just saw that lady's vagina!" exclaimed the small child who witnessed this vicious ambush.
"mom! I just saw that lady's vagina!" exclaimed the small child who witnessed this vicious ambush.
by umsolikeokay September 22, 2013
ambush - He pulled off her panties and was surprised by the copius amounts of pubic hair, it was an ambush.
ambushed - Jenny hasn't shaven herself since the late 70's, I went down on her and got totally ambushed.
ambushed - Jenny hasn't shaven herself since the late 70's, I went down on her and got totally ambushed.
by Barnold April 01, 2004
by Drinell October 10, 2005
Getting home after an all night drinking binge with friends the individual was argue-ambushed by their mate who had been waiting up all night.
by jpg3 October 15, 2011
On your laptop you mistakenly select "Shutdown" instead of "Sleep". Windows begins the update process and request that you do not power off or unplug your computer. This usually occurs when your preparing to leave the library after a long night of studying.
Girlfriends text: "Hey you want to come over?"
You text: "Sure...leaving the library and will be there in 5 minutes!"
<Time Elapse>
Knock Knock...
Girlfriend: "You're 3 hours late..."
You: "Sorry I got update ambushed right when I was about to leave"
Girlfriend: "Oh no! Are you alright?"
You: "Yeah I'm fine."
Girlfriend: "What are you supposed to do?"
You: "Well usually I give up, smoke a bong full of Fruit Loops, and head to bed."
Thanks Microsoft!
You text: "Sure...leaving the library and will be there in 5 minutes!"
<Time Elapse>
Knock Knock...
Girlfriend: "You're 3 hours late..."
You: "Sorry I got update ambushed right when I was about to leave"
Girlfriend: "Oh no! Are you alright?"
You: "Yeah I'm fine."
Girlfriend: "What are you supposed to do?"
You: "Well usually I give up, smoke a bong full of Fruit Loops, and head to bed."
Thanks Microsoft!
by tm4c September 26, 2011