It will make you strong like metal. Drink for all ages, including baby. 73% Aluminum. WARNING: DRINK SLOWLY. A much better drink than wâtêr.
-Hey dude! *sips nutritious aluminum water*
-What are you drinking dude?
-Oh this? It’s just a lil’ aluminum water thats all!
-But, what IS that?
-Aluminum water is a healthy delicious drink, that is safe for all ages, including baby!
-Oh, word! *dumps out old nasty disgusting regular water*
-Spread the word dude! Aluminum water is the best!
-What are you drinking dude?
-Oh this? It’s just a lil’ aluminum water thats all!
-But, what IS that?
-Aluminum water is a healthy delicious drink, that is safe for all ages, including baby!
-Oh, word! *dumps out old nasty disgusting regular water*
-Spread the word dude! Aluminum water is the best!
by Titanclaws November 9, 2018
The absence of frequent flyer elite status, especially used in the case of people obsessed with frequent flyer status who have lost it.
Last year, I wouldn't have had to wait in this line, with my gold status advantages. Now, I'm flying aluminum class.
by maxkeepsitreal1 October 4, 2013
A word used by Glozell (glozell1 from Youtube) when explaining "Eenie Meenie" by Sean Kingston ft. Justin Bieber. It means a young version of a gold digger.
by mecyclone June 16, 2010
One of the last remaining B-17G Flying Fortress bombers in exsistance. She's kept in the air by the Confederate Air Force, based in Midland, Texas.
by Silverfox March 24, 2004
A commonly used wrapping substance. It is often used by broke potheads to make a new smoking device in times of need.
by Pansy Parkinson May 13, 2006
by Shitsweakson January 21, 2011
When you fart while sitting on an aluminum object, most likely a bench in a park. The fart will be very distinct and sharp, and will get the attention of everyone in the park.
by Pally103 June 10, 2009