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alton

look how cool that alton guy is
by alton July 12, 2004
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ALTON

'A' 'L'ittle 'T'own 'O'f 'N'iggers
by nigsnhoes February 27, 2010
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alton

a male human being who can be found in the ghettos of Los Angeles, most likely occupying space in a mall of some sort with his "MySpace peeps."
he is most commonly associated with the alton addiction, an unfortunate disease spreading through the MySpace community.
he can be identified by his Levi 514s, band shirts, and occasional gangsta bandana.
"Dude, I think i have the Alton Addiction."

"Oh. I'm so sorry for you."
by MySpace kid September 1, 2008
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Alton Missouri

The land of meth and pedophiles. A proud village of run-down mobile homes full of hypocritically religious dope heads that prey on young children.
See that snaggletoothed tweeker? He's from Alton Missouri.
by My New Pseudonym July 2, 2022
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Sasha Alton

Sasha alton can be used for being the furry of the group that uses "E"
E is a origin use of being a cool person that likes furries.
Max: hi
Sasha Alton: E
Max: E
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alton brown

Thomas Dolby's evil twin (or at least a dead ringer for him). Has a cooking show on the Food Network.
One of my favorite episodes is when Alton Brown shows how to brew your own beer.
by Beer Hunter February 12, 2004
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West Alton

A small town in Saint Charles County, Missouri, which sits right across the Mississippi River from Alton, IL. The area is well known as a dumping place for bodies of dead hookers and crackheads.
"Y'all hear? They found another dumped hooker body in West Alton."
by Ann O December 23, 2011
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