Alfons

An extremely sexy man who is loved by the ladys. Siganture move is to show them his huge ding dong.

Dude, you are such an Alfons! The ladys love you and your ding dong is bigger than my house!

by ol'man jakey February 7, 2019

alfons

A synonym for "pimp". Originated from the Polish language.

Those hoes just got beat by their Alfons.

by Artoscope May 18, 2006

karlo alfonso

Someone who can be your soulmate, bestfriend, boyfriend, lover, future fiance, future husband and forever baby.

If you want to have a lover, have a Karlo Alfonso!

A Karlo Alfonso loves so dearly.

If you have Karlo Alfonso you're just the lucky one!

by AlienMermaid69 January 10, 2014

alphonso

a person who is straight-forward about his opinion, can be a very mean and deviant against people he considers enemies. he enjoys anything unique and that calms him down. loves pussy more than anything. can be a slacker at times but mostly gets the work done. has a supressed anger that when unleashed can be hazardous to other by standers

I can't believe him he is such an alphonso.

by mkl98 November 5, 2009

Alonso and tracy mourning

Imagine krop but with a little more security and white people. There are a small handful of teachers who are fuckin cool, like Respondek, but other than that it's shit. The lunch lines are too long and the security tries to take care of it but the weird kids just push through and they dont stop em. Kids still be havin sex in the juul rooms bars on the windows like a fuckin prison.

Oh you mean Alonso and tracy mourning? Yeah I heard that the football team is fuckin garbage...

by Handlemycak October 26, 2018

allons-y

is an old Earth saying, a phrase of great power and wisdom and consolation to the soul in time of need.

ALLONS-Y ALONSO!

by njmmagician February 2, 2010

Alonso

The name of my biggest crush!!!!

1:hey what is biggest crush u have?
2:yea Alonsoo is my biggest crush

by kaca__tokic October 6, 2020